WALKING DEAD! WALKING DEAD! WALKING DEAD!

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Can you tell I am excited?

I have five words.

DO. NOT. KILL. THE. BABY.

Or Glenn.
However please feel free to kill off annoying soppy Beth. Quickly.

She's managed to get a push up bra from somewhere though :o

I'd be okay in the summer on my island as I'd be swimming a lot and pretty clean. I doubt I'd be washing much in the winter with -40 winds coming off the lake though. Luckily everyone else would be disgusting too!

Ha! She has, too.

Good for her. These small things make a difference.

Rosita still looks fairly smart. Do we know where Rosita, Abraham and Eugene started off from and what happened to them beforehand?

You think you're fucked Limited?! My best bet here in Ye Olde Market Towne is Costa Coffee and we consider ourselves damned lucky to have that. I suppose the caffeine will help with stamina...

But I DO have my aforementioned three pronged garden tool outside leaning menacingly against the shed... Which is Something...

Knowing me I'd end up undead trying to save my gorgeous but immensely stupid labrador whose technique for dealing with things she doesn't want to encounter such as cats is to pretend it's all just not happening

I think I know roughly where you live CY so you'd have to sew yourself into your underwear from now until, what April? Has it started snowing yet?

The good thing is that everyone would look grubby and smell a bit so your sights would be lowered and those of us who were naturally a bit slovenly would have an advantage over the high-maintenance people who'd have a big time adjusting. They might even decide to opt out like the woman in the government facility/huge explosion thingy in series 1 or maybe 2 when Rick learned that everyone was doomed.

Jesse I passed a neighbour and his labrador today. She was waddling and looked at me with a tail-waggy, doggy smile which said: 'Hello neighbour. Do you have any treats for me? I'll do all those things you like.' He grinned weakly. They are the greediest, pleasiest dogs in the world, aren't they? They would not survive a ZA.

No snow yet, it's a balmy 2 degrees your temp today! But on the upside I am used to it and can survive in very cold weather. I think the zombies would be much slower!

I have a daft nine year old Golden retriever (mostly) who also has no survival skills to speak of.

limited with a molten brown at least you could smell nice, but I think like you say, you indeed, may be fucked. or come and join one of us in our B&Q hideouts.

Why don't we see more baby/child zombies? The first scene ever was the girl in the car park wasn't it? She must have been about 4/5 carrying the teddybear with half her face missing. It was an awesome scene, that made me think woah this programme is going to be good. But weirdly since then no other baby/children zombies?

Thanks limited I often think my ramblings make very little sense. They sound perfectly reasonable and well thought out in my head but when I try and write them all down they're a lot less organised.

Millie It's been asked before about the baby / child zombies. It was suggested that due to their size / vulnerability they would have a lot less chance of escaping and turning once bitten and turning and would be much more likely to suffer the same fate as Lori

Sorry, put an extra "and turning" in there

Termites needed to die - think Rick has learnt from leaving the guv alive - or else they would be snug in their prison and hershal alive :(

Rick did seem to enjoy killing them and agree diff from killing human to zomblies - a chop of his head was enough

Same with the bloke being stabbed - can't rem who stabbed him

Hope it's not a dream

Bob is dead :( def not a cure in him lol

How come the ginger man and Glenn can shave but Rick can't

Think the others left as thought Rick had turned brutal but where will they go

millie babies and small children and their parents get chomped. Anyone over seven can probably survive like child soldiers

I checked out the reed diffusers in Molton Brown today. The prices are more shocking than a zombie attack.

Stuff it. In the event of an apocalypse the walking dead would sniff out the fig and cinnamon xmas candle in a jiffy. I'm going to slip under the radar with a combination of rotting walker guts and my own special aroma

I will rendezvous at your nearest B&Q. You'll recognise me by my staple gun and my cat in a Baby Bjorn sling.

Ha ha ha ha! That Just made me spit my tea out! brilliant.

I am wondering what to do about my yapping terrier

Cut his vocal cords Abraid.

There is a relatively silent dog called a Basenji. We had one. Called Judith, actually.

But it's a bit niche and in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse you can't always plan ahead.

This may come in useful for anyone planning their ZA strategy...
m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/6053374

Sorry, http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/6053374

Once more m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/6053374

I give up

I totally missed Morgan appearing at the end of S4 but that might have been because I always watch TWD from behind a cushion.

Morgan was at the end of this season episode 1? After they had left terminus?

Trailer during American Horror Story was all about Beth with a widelense shot of Washington at the end...

When the ZA happens, we are heading first to Aviemore (agreed rendezvous point with similarly ZA obsessed friend), back up plan is south coast to a Sea Fort...

OH reckons little jugdog will have to go in a backpack so he doesn't run away (he goes stone deaf if he sees a cat or another dog, when I pretend to be a zombie he barks at me so not sure how he'd react to the real thing!)

Ps I'm in the Midlands so no where hear either of my planned survival points

when I pretend to be a zombie he barks at me Is this a regular occurrence then?

I have visions now of mumsnetters all over the country arriving at pre agreed meeting points carrying a variety of small animals in varying sized tote bags wearing the mumsnet scarf for identification with an OFRS on their back.

And three tin openers each.

doesn't everyone walk towards their dog with their arms out making aaarrrrgggghhhh noises? It's a game although secretly I'm trying to train him

I have an actual bone fide samurai sword which is blunt because it is currently for decoration

I plan to storm Warwick Castle... and eventually Warwick, it's pretty ...

You will recognise me by my frustrated "how the hell does this flaming trebuchet actually even work" expression and inappropriate footwear.

All of my plans rely on DH not getting killed. Because I can't actually shoot the guns very well. Or grow vegetables. Or build a crow's nest. Or fish. Or drive a boat.

So basically my plan is to direct him in everything. It'll be just like normal life

I think husband would be worse than me. As a child I used to spend my summers up a mountain in the middle of nowhere I am hoping I developed subconscious stealth survival skills.

However whatever happens NO PONIES ARE TO BE EATEN!!!!!!