WALKING DEAD! WALKING DEAD! WALKING DEAD!

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Can you tell I am excited?

I have five words.

DO. NOT. KILL. THE. BABY.

Or Glenn.
However please feel free to kill off annoying soppy Beth. Quickly.

Just had a text from my sister who has just finished the second episode. She's watching the third tonight.

Can't wait to hear her reaction.

Yes, I think my DH would be pretty useless too.

I once hid under the bed when he went to the loo in the night and grabbed his ankles when he came back. His response doesn't instil my faith in him in a real zombie threat situation.

Was it not a widelense shot of Atlanta Scarlett?

limited, there's a plan. Though I suppose a yapping dog might be a good guard in other respects, if you were kipping in the woods at night and walkers were prowling. Hmm.

I'm not going to Aviemore. I'd rather take my chances with the dead than hang out in that place. Hard to grow food, as well, given the climate. On the other hand, plenty of red deer for protein. Hmmn.

I always find comfort in the face TWD zombies are slow moving. I think i could escape them - the WWZ ones would be much more problematic.

DP's snoring could be an issue in the zombie apocalypse and I'm a bit worried my Westies would see stinky decaying zombie flesh as a delicious perfume and would try and roll in it.

AWimbaWay may I ask why you decided to do that? Because I am so tempted to try it tonight...

Now be honest did he scream in a very high pitched voice? He couldn't have wet himself if he was coming back from the loo. Did he cry?

I'm Doing the ankle grab next time DP stays at mine
I'll try to record it too.

I still think DD will have to be carted around in a... Cart. Or hidden at my parents house until it all blows over.

My other plan is to head to my grandparents, they live in a village of 100. Easily defeated and loads of farmlands so easy to defend.
Getting there is the only issue!

I was thinking about Judith. She is easy to transport at the moment and probably doesn't slow them down. But when she's a toddler she won't let them carry her all the time, and she'll be heavy. They'll have to find a pony, if there are any left.

I once hid under the bed when he went to the loo in the night and grabbed his ankles when he came back.

That's brilliant. How loudly did he scream? Was it high-pitched?

I can't get under the bed because of all the crap stored under there. It makes for a nightmare when I accidentally leave the door open and the cat rushes in and hides, yowling defiantly at me.

He'll pull that trick once too often and I'll leave his skinny little arse for the zombies.

They'll have to take turns piggybacking her I suppose...or find a wagon or similar.

I'm angling to get DD the role of Judith somehow...then I can watch as it's happening and also the show runner will adore me and I can influence the plot to my whims.

OP you don't want to kill the baby, or Glenn and now ponies. This is a zombie apocalypse. We have to make hard choices.

There will unfortunately be casualties before we can emerge into the sunlit uplands. Those casualties might be a bit resentful but, in time, obviously if they hadn't been chomped, they would surely have come to understand the valuable role their sacrifice played in our recovery.

Coconutty. You take that back!!

I think Glenn's voice has already been taken as he is virtually mute!

Thinking about my family in a ZA and I'm not that confident about our survival rate due to young DC who essentially run bloody feral in public. I do have some confidence that they could outrun the Zombies as they ain't half nippy and quick for ones so young. They would have an issue with remembering rendezvous points as well as not being dazzled by empty shops with chocolate on the shelves still hence needing Millie to build another baby cage.

rally you're probably right, my American geography is worse than my UK geography as evidenced by the fact my flawed ZA plan involves 2 places that are the furthest in opposite directions from where I live.

Also not great when we are supposed to be driving route 66 for our honeymoon next year dammit.

Oooh in the WWZ book the Z are shit in the cold, hence the Scottish plan

I clicked on my preview website at 7am this morning to see if the next episode had been posted because they do that on Thursdays.

No.

It's just flashed up.

I offended a poster for boasting about my privileged access.

I'm not boasting much and I'm not going to spoil.

But I'm going to watch now and she can get chomped.

anon and limited I'm training Dh Kato pink panther style, I have also hidden in the wardrobe, for some reason he thinks I'm quite mean .

I am seriously limited.

Wimbaway I remember Kato.

How very mean to flaunt your extra viewing limited tho means you can't say a word about what happenes now in next episode !!!

Ps do we have a def venue for meal yet?

Limited you are not allowed to boast you might get into trouble.