X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Dermie what are you like. Don't leave your cardi. Nice bit of cable knit there.

oooh- i have rhubarb crumble.

Dermott just talked all over the guest. Rude.

I have 2 of her early albums, sqoosh. And still listen to them. And I'm not even ashamed!

Isn't pharell susposed to be Smokey Robinson's secret love child?

Why is it he is so lauded, since he admitted to writing the lyrics to Blurred Lines, whereas Robin Thicke's career has taken a nosedive..?

Just watched X Factor to watch Pharrell Williams.
Cannot believe that this man is in his forties

I mean I didnt like that other guy, not Pharrell.

That James Reed ad gives me the creeps.

Oh look, Peter was allowed not to actually go to Iceland. That's why Iceland goes to Peter.

I will freely admit that I find TS's new single annoyingly catchy. I can sing nearly as many words as 'Do you want to build a snowman'

Oh love a bit pf Prefab Sprout.

He was worried about Pharrell's knit topb

Thanks about the Pugsy update. I only watch this results show whilst I'm waiting for Downton

Does stone baked in the foothills of the Dolomites actually mean produced in a factory in the outskirts of Turin, iceland? Because that seems more likely.

Paolo Nutini's album 'Caustic Love'. Sounds sore and burny!

Mo cannot act for tofu can he?

I didn't know Pharrell wrote that shit.

"We ain't never ever ever getting back together. Like, EVER!" Love that one.

I fucking love Prebab. When Love Breaks Down. When Love Breaks Down.

Anyone actually vote?

I certainly didn't.

I call him Puh-harrell

It came out during the court case when Marvin Gaye's family sued them for ripping him off. Robin Thicke admitted he was off his head the whole time and it was all Pharrell's creation!

Seems that Mel has forgotten she said pugsy was the winner last night then.

Vote, you say?

God no.

Shall we have a sweep on how long Loius can procrastinate over his decisions that are being instructed into his ear by the producers.

I love this TS single. Unusual as I'm not typically a fan.

Paddy McAloon looks like Gandalf these days.