X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Fuck off with your bladder protection and quorn.

A foetus who was born in 1991 recently asked me if I'd 'ever heard of Twin Peaks?'

Fucking cheek. Back in the 1990's all there was was Twin bloody Peaks, I got detention for reading the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer in religion class.

Ever heard of Twin Peaks indeed.

I typed that before Dermie announced Fakey!

After the BREAK!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So

DeadBro
Overload
Steph-too-dull
and someone else is left?

The only people in any way surprised by the break are the studio audience.

I'm not surprised about fakey. Annoyed but not surprised. She is absolutely this year's weasel. Same level of likability.

Can someone let Dermie know that he needs to work on his sentence structure "And the next act to go through is.........will be revealed after the break" grr

Or was it Vajedward? Anyway, shoo

That Bisto paste actually looks like poo.

George Osbourne sex cult are going, they can't afford to use that much make up every week

I reckon Jake's through. Otherwise he got his kit off and waxed for nothing.

I had boots and O2. Why do we get different ads? Do people, where you live LineRunner, have continence issues?

Lying on this creaky hospital bed afraid to move in case I wake my DS whilst 'watching' X factor via MN chat is quite frankly bizarre!

Oh, the Fedward twins

Please let Jake go through! He is so lovely!!!

That Bisto paste is really good.

There must be some minimum Cunt Factor they work out in advance to keep us watching and frothing.

I hope he one day appreciates your sacrifice, Flo

'That's entertainment' given the JL ad treatment has just upset me.

Ooh an old song sung by a breathy female. That's novel.

The new M&S clothes ad gives me the rage every time.

My friends and I once spent an RE lesson writing out the words to no limits by 2unlimited. The teacher was not impressed.

Aww evenflo hope your boy is okay.