X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Ok so far

Clunt! Bollocks

I bet Pugsy is sweating like a pig in that jumper

If Pugsy is not in I will be heartbroken.

Ffs fakey will be kept in for a while I think

How many flipping acts are there???

Fuck me.

Chloe. Deary deary me.

Louis looks like he has hijacked a school bus and kidnapped all the kids

There are just too many of them to get through here.

Yay! Pugsy

Pugsy sweating like a pigsy

Oh phew.

I was born in the 70's. I shared a car with a junior colleague the other day who was born in 1990 - I made him listen to Rio by Duran Duran while I described my undying love for them. Poor boy.

Stephanie will be out.

Yay for Mr Tumnus!

STEVI

It will be Steph-Too-Dull-For-a-NN and Overload, as predicted, i think.

The acts actual names mean nothing to me. Why can't they Clunt and Flobbie?

Ooh, the suspense!

Fuck off with your breaks

Oh, forfucks sake! How many breaks do we need?

I wish they had less bloody ad breaks!

FFS, how many adverts?

Get shot of Fedward pleazzz

Keep it up guys, who is left?