X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

That's just a known fact Line.

Perfectly OK to say at anytime.

Oh my word that Citroen is one ugly car!

Grace Slick is singing on the Citröen ad. Now there's a singer.

Sadly, I started getting students born in the 1990s in my classrooms at university about 8 years ago, I think. I was horrified when that started.

Fleur got to wear some clothes tonight.

They've got 10 minutes then I'm going to watch homeland,

Louis looks like he has hijacked a school bus and kidnapped all the kids

I forgot about this thread!!!

Diamonds my DP loves that car it's horrible!

I was born in 1990

Simon And The Over-25s sounds like a band. Or a Yewtree defence.

Sinister me too!

Oh FFS Cowells trousers are fucking preposterous tonight. Has he forgotten his wedges?

ooh, the tension.

Is there deadlock?

Awwwww look at Pugsy and his spotty shirt and jumper combo!

I love pugsy's spotty shirt and jumper combo.

I've got knickers bought in 1990

Wedges

Yay fishy!

Amazing x post there

Why is Lola dressed like a Martina Cole character?

The Cockatoo Twins should be jailed for crimes against Rimmel.

Damn it

really? he was very weak.

Fakey?? Oh bollocks.

I hate Fakey

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO