X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Ha she's towering over Dermot too...

Gosh, she is BOF!

TS is a big bird. She was the best thing on GN and it was a truly crap show this week

So raging he pushed her off stage early!

1989

See Dermott is looking like the smallest man in England again tonight.

He's only 5 ft 7 isn't he?

Her microphone wasn't even switched on say no more

I would never, ever give Dr Evil and his mega-empire of minions a single penny of my money by voting on X Factor.
I just watch and bitch

Wouldn't mind the holiday to Florida though...

I think the weight of career disappointment on Dermo's shoulders is pushing him down.

She could do with a hearty meal.

You should borrow DS2 then. He'll make you listen to talking bird by death cab for cutie on repeat until one of you falls asleep. Then you'll be thankful for what you're forced to listen to.

Everyone else on the edge of their seats?

See, Dh is 5ft 7. But I'm only 4ft 8, so it's ok

Noel, there are people posting on mumsnet who were born in the NINETIES. That's all kinds of wrong.

Oh dear. I may have overdosed on fudge.

How are people born in the nineties allowed up this late?

Hope Blonde Electra go...

Ella's new single sounds exactly like a Rihanna one...but I can't remember which one. Possibly the one with Coldplay.

And it's well known that Peter Andre is a source if vomit.

Ds1 is taller than Dermott then. He'll be pleased.

4'8"?

I think I'd be perfectly round at that height.

Sorry, affected by the shit ads there.

I am, BOF

But those born in the nineties are still at school! And those in 2000's are in diapers! And there is no convincing me otherwise.