X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

The girls sure do love them tho...

Pmsl squoosh stop testing my pelvic floor!

You are right Noisy. I will hand in my Kinder Stereotype-bashing badge now

Haha def should have been I kissed a boy. THAT would have made sense.

I'm a bit mesmerised by Cheryl's eye makeup. Are panda eyes back in fashion? Cos I used to do that well when I was a teen and have always had to stop myself going overboard with the lower eyeliner ever since.

Will he be in shoes now?

They're a small choir.

Oh, it's Clunt.

I think I'm bored already.

Mr smarmy slippers

Ooh tis fucking Clunt!

Bollocks is this like Military training!

Noisy I can barely remember your pelvic floor!

Argh, it's Kevin Costner's not so cute brother (Clunt?). Time for dinner, back later.

It's like being in military training again? What, did the others nick your clothes and flush your head down the toilet?

When they say it's a massive risk, it never is.

I suspect all the horrible mistakes of my teenage years are back in fashion now.

Quite possibly actually- his hair is wet anyway.

This guy is the musical equivalent of a wander around B&Q on a Sunday afternoon.

More pleather

And the only risky thing is his hairdo. WTAF.

it was twoferone in the plether jacket shop.

This song is not good. Paloma can just get away with it. You, Mr Clunt, cannot.

This is a massive risk if you consider Coldplay risky and out there.

He's singing like those boots are squeezing his bollocks

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wasn't screwbo an overs?

Surely he needs to be first out