X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Sunday afternoon? More like OAP Wednesdays.

When will my chids be on, I want to go in the bath. Come on OTY.

He's having a lovely time though bless him.

Mel b's face there was awesome. She even rolled her eyes at Louis.

A young kevin Costner? Oh dear.

But hey, no slippers.

And Louis is reading this thread, Kevin.

Haha Louis - YOUNG kevin costner? really? young?

Pmsl at young Kevin Costner. Yeah. In Waterworld.

I wonder if his teeth are on hire purchase.

Nancy she was.

last year was a terrible year

lol at young Kevin Costner, I swear the judges read MN

Avril Lavigne?

His face looks like a taxi with its doors open. Them ears.

Yes, I lost the will to bitch last year, my hope for this year are not too high

I hope he buzzes off the twat!

Ok off in the bath before my babies.

'Argh, it's Kevin Costner's not so cute brother (Clunt?). Time for dinner, back later.'

NoisyBrain are you Louis Walsh? Hmmmm?

Simon's die of taking a risk is quite worrying. He must think crossing an empty road without the green man is life threateningly risky.

He'll be singing 'You're beautiful' in the singoff...

He's boring when he speaks. Bet he bores the fellow housemates to tears with pictures of his hire purchase baby.

I 'Ave A Latrine?

I said last year, as do on as it's the live show the judges are furiously Mnetting under that big white desk.

They'll get him to sing everything I do. You mark my words.

Which one of you is Mel then? I'd imagine she'd totally embrace the spirit of this thread.

maryz i never heard them call that bloke nanfucker live on air :)