X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Ones dancing like he needs a wee

Has anyone told them that they are supposed to like kissing girls?

Is one of them wearing leggings and a tunic/skirt?

Also, I kissed a girl losing whatever it was supposed to have when sung by young men.

WTF? this is bollocks, it makes no sense!

Uh? I usually love gender-crossing when singing songs but really don't think this works as a boyband song.....unless are they all gay maybe, is that it?

OH just said they should have gone for the pink pound and changed it to kissed a boy haha.

I'd happily brain the fella in the specs and his annoying eyebrow raise

Are we allowed to kill mini-Bieber?

That was utter shite.

Noisy, I think he's onto to something there.

Why is she shouting?

The camouflage skirt? Why?

That was Awful. Mel high five

We are morally obliged to kill mini Bieber.

Oh and YY to stereo pricks

Gutted they didn't go with Octocunt

Hopefully BOF!

If they are relying on Louis to make them more current, they're in trouble.

The one with the specs is definitely wearing leggings and a skirt.

You're assuming OH is a man ....

(he is though)

Lol gormless you don't say

No offence to the girls in the audience but they'd scream appreciatively at a dancing Christopher Biggins.

One of them looks like Zac Efron

They're not a band! You can't be a band without musical instruments.

I agree with your OH. It should have been I kissed a boy and I liked it. That might have been vaguely interesting.