X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

here is the skirt

How many bloody adverts

I wore a very similar ball gown in 1991 to a fairground themed University ball- my boobs fell out of the bodice on the bumper cars. I am grateful Facebook did not exist.

Captain Fashion

If they had less ad breaks they could finish by 9!

fucking website - why isn't my austrian blind picture there

Do you think the stylists had a job lot of blood coloured taffeta and were militant fish-saving activists?

Yay so pleased Overload are back!

< really needs to get a life...>

I'm imagining the Austrian blinds my mum was so fond of back in the day if it helps Nancy.

We have fairground rides at the Summer Balls. I've seen boobs out of bodices many a times Raaah!

weeks the U2 album has been sullying my iphone, and i still have got rid of it/listened to it.

I'm with you petecampbell, just got to get dd2 to bed then free to watch so will go for plus 1

Did I hear Dermot correctly that the new boy'band' is called Stereo Kicks? Boooo! They killed any of the fun options ending in 8 (I liked 'Octocunts' too, lol) but we at least have to call them Stereo Pricks, right?

Overshot Their Load.

squoosh

Fairy- I was mortified- there is a picture of the bloke sat next to me hgetting a good eyeful. By 6am, I was too pissed and bruised from the waltzers to notice anything.

Ahhh, to be young....

Stereo Kicks?! Are they even old enough to know what a Stereo is?!

Stereo Kicks?? Wtf?

That's rubbish!

I'm taking ds1 to see the maze runner tomorrow. He's quite excited about it. DH has to go and see something crap with DS2 instead because he's too wee.

Overload Generation? Was there a name problem?

If they can't dance, I fear they'll end up with chairs too often.

What the blazes does Overload Generation mean??

Bless louis- 'in it to win it' I'll use that meself!'

See- the song makes no sense when sung by 5 lads.

OMG it's mini Tom McFly