X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

well, i bet that makes all the other shit acts feel great!

Through the keyhole is on n a minute

Maryz- he doesn't usually need to shout. But the backing was just overbearing.

HAHAHAHAAAAAA they got kicked out of first class.

He is so cute!

I loathe Froot Key'ole

Mels gloating makes me like her

Well done Pugs for actually being heard over the backing singers (who I agree were unnecessary). I still love him.

I'm off to watch casualty
Its jeffs funeral (sob sob)

I find the pretending that they can't just turn on the judges microphones thing annoying. They're game playing by saying he's the winner though, as they know the one they want to win never does. I do hope he wins this time, as simon will be gutted.

His shirt looked like one of Tony Soprano's

This is the first time I've watched in years but just really enjoyed it. Maybe I'll flick it on again tomorrow!

I never realised Mel was so horrible and irritating though...

My favourites tonight - Andrea, Fleur, Ben

Well, hopefully the voters not me will vote.

Maybe i will vote?

Anyway, I need headache pills and sleep.

Doesn't it seem ages since 7.30?

Sorry for your loss Whattheduck. Farewell Jeff.

The recap just reminds you how bad most of them were.

They used to open at the end.

So, who do we think is out tomorrow?

Willow, yessss! Or Larry David's.

Stereo Kicks won't get far, too expensive to put up anywhere.

Thanks squoosh do you think its acceptable to wear a hat

Have the phone lines been open all the time?

You could download the app and have 5 free votes... No, me neither.

I wonder I if Keith Lemmon will be channeling Mel B on thru the keyhole.

Oh yes Larry!

Andrea and Lauren for me.

I think Jeff would want you to wear a hat....

............whilst watching Saturday night TV. It's the respectable thing to do.