X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

OMG! This is on for 2,5 hours!!!!

Fleur singing about 'move along if you don't like my bootylicious bod'.....

Fleur has figure like a broomhandle

I am so pleased that its not only me and dp that noticed this... Thank you mumsnet

Hey, I liked that! (Sorry I know I haven't commented so far but thought you were all being a little mean about ms abs!)

Nooo, spare the pink plows! Cal!

We have to be mean, awks. It's equal opportunities meanness of this thread.

Awks I think OTY are perky and sweet and the most current sounding act in this year's show. If their performance sucks I shall sit in my hands

*on, obviousy

I'm watching on catch up. I'm only on MastrB8. Kill me.

damnit! OBVIOUSLY

Skinny as a rake with the wood shaved off as my dear old Grandad used to say.

I wonder how many plows had to die to clothe Pugsy tonight

If I could, I would send all hats to the moon. Wedding hats though, those would be blasted off to a black hole somewhere, the only place where they belong.

Considering I had 3 hours sleep last night due to pains in my head, I am amazed I'm still awake.

Curse you, X Factor for saving Pugst to last! (Although it's good for him- can anyone remember who sang first? )

I think no one being mean to you on the X Factor thread would be the ULTIMATE insult

breathe Do not be shit.

HOW. MANY. MORE. ARE. THERE? Are they cloning them at the backstage or something?

I'm suspicious that these four are Mormons, they seem so sickeningly wholesome.

Although I have liked these so far

Aww, bless her 'the groups category is so strong this year'

MASH UP

Why do they do the poo squats? Singers never used to!

Phew. Shit songs but they are fine. I love them.

Who's this meant to appeal to?

The bird shirt is awful.

It's the return of the mashup.

Ha ha ha ha Hullygullys just woke up from her snooze and is just staring at tv in horror