X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Italians are obsessed with Michael Jackson.

I love his jumpers.

Aw bless that dog.

Right, yay come on Pugsy!!! You got a shit song though dude

How many physics lectures is he missing whilst he's in that house though eh?

Why is he wearing a bib?

I'm sold already.

I don't have any words to begin bitching about his shirt. It's beyond any criticism I could make.

oh no. groans.

C'mon Pugsy

Strange gurning there, Pugs.

I do hate this song with a passion.

He can sing! Hurrah!

That arena doesn't have that many people there, does it?

Your dog is the thread mascot tonight, Honey

I hope Jarvis Cocker charges the stage.

Betcha by the end of this series we'll all be fancying the meggings off him

That shirt isn't practical at all. How would you wash it?

Why are the choir singing in hogwarts c. The last film.

I've given the dog pop corn, so she's forgiven me for subjecting her to the horrors on the tv.

He doesn't need the backing track, or the choir. it would have been so much better without.

I am too fatigued to even bare my arse at this

Ha, he's pugtastic!!! I think he just about pulled that off.

Thats his spaghetti wearing shirt so if he spills any you won't see the stain

In close up he looks like a Special Constable.