X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

This sounds total shite it has to be said

Hate this song

I read an article this week that said he had had a gf for four years!!

dillite ditto

Dillite: I agree. Really does nothing for me. I also assumed he was gay.

Should have had the nerve to sing 'He's the one'

Too many extraneous notes.

Bet Louis liked it.

AAAH never mind, I see Bof already figured its purpose

What ditto to that too

It is interesting that it's all socially acceptable for him to be pointed out as ''one for the ladies'' etc but if they did the same about any of the girls then we'd all be horrified. I realise that is far to philosophical a thought for this thread.

He was so bland my tv actually turned itself off in protest. I missed a good 10 seconds rooting about the sofa for the remote.

That woman behind simon who is wearing the rather large hat is annoying the hell out of me

I don't know why they are pushing him on the girls....

He was much better than Ben, though Simon.

I love the original of that song. I hate the Robbie version.

He's the one would have been much, much better.

Mel needs to take that bow and tie it around her mouth.

He is totally non attractive and that was totally out of tune

Well, we all assumed that the photo was really aimed at gay men rather than women. Although I agree with the point.

I think he looks older than 25. I keep thinking he's one of Simon's.

Wait, he's not in Over's? I thought he was!

I bet 10p Louis repeats his Janet Jackson comment

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THIS FUCKING SONG AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And this song is all about being overweight. So this makes no sense.

We have more panda eyes. Better ones than chezza's.

Red. pleather that's new

This is Fleur The Beur. With the abs that contrast with her rice pudding demographic.