X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

It was a brilliant simile. A thundercloud on a sunny day is really the epitome of shit.

You're welcome ladies..!

That reminds me of the old World In Action logo.

ONLY THE YOUNG. My babies are still to come. DO NOT be mean to my Charlie.

He is easy on the eye

I find that photo disturbing. All the waxing that must have gone on.

Big hair's big hair is great. I agree.

I like Ben.(creeps out quietly)

Awks: I cannot promise not to be mean to anyone on the xfactor. I just can't.

I'll (half heartedly) apologise in advance. I'll put as much emotion into the apology as you'd expect from dour Jack.

Jake is even more gorgeous in the flesh! My friend who was with me looks and sounds like Miranda. I was too nervous to go over but she bounced over and said " Are you guys from the XF?!" and when they confirmed it she was whipping out her phone and going "Selfie!" and then got me to have my pic taken. We didnt stand with them but Jake said on Twitter the next day how thrilled he was to have SS dedicated to him! I genuinally hope both he and Paul do well!

I quite fancy that vicar in Grantchester.

I don't fancy Robson Green.

Did my warped Mr Ben pic post? What do you think, Squoosh?

I don't think Jake likes ladies does he? That photo was definitely from a gay mag, with other gay blokes?

What is Brian wearing? He doesn't even have satan's stylists as an excuse.

Somebody ratchet that rack for the high notes.

I know I am supposed to be finding him hot and throwing my knickers at his face, but I just find him really off putting- waaaay too preened, plucked and pumped. And the hair is even worse than the rest.

Oh I missed that!

Clockwork Orange Mr Ben looks a bit of a sexy bad boy there.

Poo squats whilst sitting down

He's far too old for a flat top.

Why have they made a fake giant pallet for him to sing on?

Jake appears to be wearing one of Simon's white t-shirts, after it's been washed wit a black sock.

Every time someone sings the first few words, DS1 goes "this is shit. WTF is going on? It's shit, don't they know they are shit?"

I HATEZ THIS SONG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MUCH!

Was it a rack, or did we interrupt him part way through assembling IKEA bunkbeds?