X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Simon is obviously worried that no one's sung this yet. You can't have xfactor without bridge over troubled water.

Sounds like he needs to have a good gargle

I don't care what he sounds like, I want him to stay in because I think he is pleasant to look at.

He's got a lovely voice but he's well dodgy looking.

This is just too shouty and too much effort, really. It shouldn't be this angsty.

I think this guy just sounds really dated

I like his voice if he's take it down a notch.

Argghh stop shouting!!!

The braces are crap. Who is going to say it was 'sexy'. Louis.

That was so boring it threatens to ease bowels before minds.

I do wish they'd say what the contestants do for a living though

Haha. Sorry Louis, what was he doing before the show? I don't think we know

Hmmm, that could have been better. Oh lordy I'm agreeing with Mel!

It's not hard to be one of the best performances of the night chezza.

I think he looks a lot better without the wiggly line down his chin. A thundercloud on a sunny day is not good Simon. It's totally shit.

Who is yet to sing? I need to pee.

I can't help but fancy him

He was a bit shouty.

Did he mean sunshine on a cloudy day? Because I think he was right the first time.

I like Mel B's/Bof's grumpy barking.

Bighair has got a totally shit song.

But she has nice hair.

Nor me Norris.

Sorry but I have to share this again
( naughty)

Arf