X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Green eyebrows... They look like characters from Wonka's chocolate factory

Its Vajedward

Are we supposed to be distracted by all the stuff on stage?

It looks like her skirt is tucked in her knickers.

Arf at female Jedward.

Wow, this is exactly what X factor has been missing. Elephants on stilts. That was it.

Um......?

are they not a little old for this look?

For Squoosh's massacre...

It's typical of Louis to totally stuff the theme.

Love 'Vajedward'.

The crack I'm smoking tonight must be strong because I didn't think it was totally awful. I mean, they can sort of sing.

I'll get my coat.

Judges pedantry.

At least we'll remember the eyebrows. Not in a good way, but we'll remember them.

Friedman came crawling back I see, has Sisqo been binned now then?

There's a lot of 'owning' going on

They've got a great career ahead of them in children's entertainment.

I can't get sex cult and Osbourne out my head now. I've been VERY poorly sick, and now I feel queasy again

His landing strip chin hair is slowly disappearing.

Arf @ the house being a combo of prison and Glee.

Oh wait, does he drive a van? Where does he drive a van?

sorry, here it is...

Prison glee club.

Mention the van and Croydon. Go on. You know you want to.

What vehicle does he drive remind me again

Oh dear. It looks like I have finally cought up with everyone. Only took me 40 minutes.

They just had to make these two make extra weird, didn't they? They make me feel as if I am in that Cyber clothes shop in Camden, name of which escapes me.