X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Raahh- I bloody hope not

squoosh I bet there's at least one director out there planning a whole movie around a massacre scene with Happy playing in the background.

McDonalds ads featuring seriously ill children. Ummmmm.

She's 17. 17!! Loved that version of the song and boy can she sing!

Weird outfit tho, was a pink sequinned version of a footballers outfit. WTF?? They should sack the stylists...

Dh and I noted that when the camera got close enough for a good look a fakers torso it went all soft focus.

Have I missed Andrea?

I suspect fakey was trying to stir up pregnancy rumours because she's all about the controversy and then whinging about how everyone's so mean to her.

DP did a painting last week that you could put on the film poster, Squoosh, hang on...

God that Bjork tune also makes me want to murder humans.

Dame- they are saving Pugsy. It might take a while to get the 'Earth' staging set up.

Earth song for Pugsy???

Fuck that shit.

Fuck me, there's Bernard Cribbins!

Did i read that this lot are related to george osboune or was that a weird dream?

Pugsy's mum and dad are the stars of the show. And they haven't got a clue what's going on.

I noticed the loss of focus on fakey's (rather thick) torso.

AaaaaAaaaRGH,

Aaaaargh

Fucking

Aaaaaaaaaargh

Arf at vomit glitter

God it's the female Jedward

Fedward

Deadwood.

I hope these go tomorrow.

I hate this pair.

I read that they were raised in a sex cult,.

That combined with George Osborne is quite a queasy prospect.

Stylists have surpassed themselves here

Can we talk about the outfit. And the eyebrows.

The stylist has gone way out of her way to emphasise a lack of breasts and hips here.

Even my cat has left the room

squoosh the words george osbourne & sex cult should never be in the same post, ever

I would rock those leggings, send them to me, they're ruining them.