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X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

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Raahh · 10/10/2014 19:12

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 Sad)
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

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CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 20:52

I hate this song.

I hope he melts live on stage.

SirNoel · 11/10/2014 20:52

Christ but that podiums shaky!

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2014 20:52

I really hope Stevi is the last over remaining.

NorrisCole · 11/10/2014 20:52

My eyes Shock Shock

nancy75 · 11/10/2014 20:52

This years wagner/Rylan/jedward. predictable

BOFFA · 11/10/2014 20:52

They've given him Wagner's cast-offs.

Raahh · 11/10/2014 20:52

WANGER FLASHBACKS!!!

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Maryz · 11/10/2014 20:52

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VivaLeBeaver · 11/10/2014 20:52

Stevi to win.

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Raahh · 11/10/2014 20:53

He's like Paul McCartney's Spitting image puppet left out in the sun.

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NoisyBrain · 11/10/2014 20:53

Imo he's actually not the worst one so far tonight...

WillowWoods · 11/10/2014 20:53

He makes Rylan look as if he can sing.

SirNoel · 11/10/2014 20:53

So THIS is what an asthma attack set to music sounds like!

nancy75 · 11/10/2014 20:53

is that a wig?

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 20:53

He is a tad shouty.

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 11/10/2014 20:53

At least he's finally got a decent suit

BOFFA · 11/10/2014 20:54

He hasn't seen this much action since the office went to a budget Spearmint Rhinos at Christmas. Spearmint Ferrets.

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2014 20:54

I've just been sick!

PurpleAlert · 11/10/2014 20:54

This is like one of the grotty cabaret acts in a dodgy nightclub.

What is going on this year? I haven't heard a single performer with an iota of talent?

sailorsgal · 11/10/2014 20:54

like bloody groundhog day!Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 20:54

He possibly should have left the shirt done up.

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BOFFA · 11/10/2014 20:55

Tomorrow's headline: Yewtree Investigates Mr Tumnus