X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

At least we now know why he looked so scared of the dancing ladies

Tuneless.

"Your're not the best singer" No shit.

STOP SAYING CHICKS SIMON!!

I don't fancy Stevie.

That is all.

Stevi probably does actually have a voice. But it's the whole 'act' they want.

His hair's all ruffled!

He enjoyed it bless him.

Dermot ''that was quite weird'' do loves him.

If he's back next week please get him doing a Tom Jones song. Just go with it. Please. Maybe even a TJ Medley. Go oooonnnnnn.

Vote for Steve and he'll get his manboobs out every week.

Squoosh

No one thought you did

We're not nuts.

That is all

I can't remember if i liked her.

She can sing!

I used to use glitter as eyeshadow as a teenager. I'd look truly horrific if I did that now,

Lauren is rather good.

This one can actually sing. Dull song though.

Thank you Honey! I feel more comfortable putting it on record.

Raah....I think we've said that every week, which shows how memorable she is

They will bring back the 'mash-ups' for Stevie.

'Happy' by massive Attack?

Well, the funeral dirge helped Ella Henderson win...oh, no they didn't...

This girl does have a lovely voice

How old is she, have they said?

Finally someone who can sing

I like Lauren.

I really like this. Best of the night so far she can sing.

Which I've just realised used to be the CATCHIEST TUNE IN THE WORLD. Totally transformed then.

Ooh. She looks like a singing HubbaBubba but she sounds gooooood

She has a pink dildo to sing in?!

How many variations on 'you made it your own' will be get from the judges.

This one might win.