X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

The tall one with the even taller hair looks like Spengler from Ghostbusters. I'd drop in a photo if I only I knew how (technologically stunted as I am)

I could do the styling on this show. Plaid + denim + timberlands + pleather.

They need to rehearse Louis.

And size isn't everything.

They need to work on their dancing and they could play the Sharks in West Side Panto.

Think Biffas come as Jack Skellington

Lol @ Louis 'the next big boy band'. Well, they're big.

I only like Pugsy.

No Nanfuckers this year I see (sadly)

They probably don't get permission from many stars,to have their songs murdered,

Maryz: I suspect you are 100% right about simon the flat headed controller.

I had a denim/tartan jacket.

But i was 4 and a bat City Rollers fan.

YY to the Sharks, just work on the crouchy finger clicking

Be Cool.

Raahh yesterday morning at the final rehearsal for DS1's parade, the two Captains came out in onesies. One was in a cow onesie and the other a banana one. They did drill like it, it was to try to take the edge off the recruits' nerves!

willow- no- and this is probably the only show still daft enough to allow Katy Perry to shriek live on air. She was dreadful last time.

That's really good- Fairy- I'd love a banana onesie!

Spengler mould have known better than to be in a band of 8.

it's a cut throat business, retail.

Spengler mould have known better than to be in a band of 8.

Spengler!

Wtf is going on with trying to post photos?

I was in the christmas section in fenwicks today maryz. DS2 (who loves sparkly and twee tat) was ludicrously over excited.

Thanks Calamitously! See the resemblance is uncanny

At least he's a bit of fun.

And he has a daughter. Allegedly.