X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Stereo Kicks is a dreadful name. Bet the Rizzle lads are pissed off

8 is too many for a boyband. And YY to stereopricks.

oh dear

Simon remembers everyone, I bet. There's no way he doesn't remember her from before. I wonder why they've completely ignored it?

Here we go.

They will always be MastrB8 to us.

Although Stereo pricks is a close second

Even if they get Christmas number 1, they will only earn about £4.60 each.

Maybe someone should turn their mikes on?

Ouch.

they look like the Burton christmas window. where do they get the stylists

The theme tonight is definitely boys singing girls' songs.

Where are the shit tiger outfits. They should all be in onesies.

I hate this things boy bands do these days where they have to hug each other mid song. You saw each other 30 seconds ago!

It's really weak, considering there are 8 of them you'd think they would make a bit of a noise.

The backing is so loud, they might as well be miming to something. Which they probably are.

Who was it last week that pointed out nobody had learned the lessons of Blazin' Squad?

Cheryl must be going to a Halloween party after this, her make-up is terrifying.

Nancy DS2 said they look like the Burton January sale window!

keeping the microphones on low is probably the best decision made in the whole programme

Awks: the rumours that the producers bought Chloe out of a multi-million modelling contract for this must be bollocks. She'd get no work as a model with a lumpy figure like that.

Lets be honest it doesn't really work does it 8 in a band
It was shit

Burtons Christmas Window

Tiger onesies would have been great.

Mel, who put through Overload through, ripped them to shreds- yet thought this shower were great?

Coulda did?

What sort of English is that Chezza?

'You could have did something better...'

Oh dear Cheryl.