X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

This is not good. Mel B wants to laugh.

I've not seen any controversy and I've been googling all week to see if she was pregnant.

Toxeek

I don't like the weird way she sings in her lower range. It's quite unpleasant.

You're dead, Honey not really, I'm actually crying into my gin

She is utterly shite.

I'm going to need another glass (bottle) of wine

Heh BOF, remember when you walked into a restaurant and they chirped 'smoking or non smoking?'

Thus designating whether you sat at one side of the twenty foot room, or the other.

Stolen from the US show,I see.

Chloe is channeling Calypso from The Camomile Lawn.

She's so gushy.

I've just watched her first audition in 2006 where Simon said "It's like you've been bred in a laboratory as some kind of music creation. A second of Mariah, a second of Christina, but non of it came out right." Quite.

She's not even unique, really. She's just fake.

On the face she kept totally ignoring the mentor's advice and being really embarrassingly over the top.

Her smile to simon was super fake. Lasted a millisecond.

how is she a model? she seems shapeless and lumpy. How is she different? she is so pretentious. And her singing is lame.

Interesting, Willow. For this thread. We mostly stick to abuse

Oh my god cheryl that's so nice

Stereo Pricks

They're one arse ugly boy band.

Brilliant
Ossum
Fantastically
Fabulous
Artisan ?

Stereo Kacks

Stereo dicks

What is it with Louis and Katy Perry this week?

how many pleathers will have to die to dress this lot