X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Tbh, I love miserable Jack.

You happy. ' yeah, so happy'. He looked like Dermott was informing him his gerbil had died.

My kids reckon Dermots in a right grumpy mood tonight.

Cal

I might go with all caps.

What the hell was that move that Mel B did at the beginning? And Louis always looks as if he has no idea where he is.

Maryz it would appear so. And given them all the blue smarties.

Oh god. Fakey.

Time for belly watch, methinks.

Waiting for Pugsy too then I'm turning over.

Is Stevi back as the WC???

Fish girl is back! And melty face! And a bunch of pre-pubiscent boys.

What was the controversy? She someone accuse her of talent?

Did anyone see the awful photoshoot photos on the SBOS she looked like she was doing an Ann Summers catalogue.

Maybe her modelling contract was as the face of IBS. But now she's had some treatment.

Big
Old
Fatuous
Fucking
Asshat?

Cheryl is just dead behind the eyes

Is she doing a Darius?

sits and waits for THAT picture

"He gets me" she said about Brian. Yes, I bet he does. He'll be in the wings now, flicking v's ....

I remember her on the face. Naomi Campbell wanted to kill her. Even the nice judges found Chloe insufferable.

God why is she channelling Cilla Black?

Who isn't even dead.

Make it stop

Have they relaxed the smoking ban? I remember when you could spark up in the pictures