X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

I think they couldn't be arsed providing a bariatric chair, grump.

what the fuck? she was better than the first 5!

Why not give her a seat for now? Is this an Olly Murs slur?

Cheryl will glass the audience

I've got Strictly on for the ads, and was just wondering- these couples are rubbing against each other really hard, do they ever get accidental boners?

Can someone tell bono that we all think he is a knob please

I still haven't removed the U2 album from my phone. It's doing no harm, but I know it is there so it annoys me.

Neil. Trying to jump all over the meerkat bandwagon

I'd quite like to shag The Edge though, just to see if he'd take his hat off.

Slash is on my list for the same reason, only I'd make him keep it on.

Ha ba- yes, or maybe she was just deafened by the pleggings...

I've got Strictly and GoggleBox on record.

Chezza clearly doesn't like Olly.

i much prefer Olly to Chezza. He's sung with the Muppets.

Oh I do fancy a man in Tudor garb

Woah! I am not this quick! Stick to topic! No boner questions please :-) I am too easily confoosed!!! And yes, I suspect they do.

I really like Olly.

I'm assuming X factor is only on tonight to compete with strictly?

UPROAR!

uproar in an ARENA.

Sorry grump, it just kinda popped up.

Why don't we get to see them sing???

Noooo. I loved her.

Eh?

Is that the girl from Mel B's (not really) estate?

I had Kayleigh as a shoo in.

How did Fake Chloe get in?

Why are they rushing it so much?

Have the audience all failed basic math?

Is Cheryl supposed to stack them three a pice on the chairs?