X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

his sad story is Groupon teeth whitening.

I wish that Cheryl would stop being bitchy about rain. I like her voice. Cheryl is letting the personal cloud the professional.

Poor strives wee rearranged face then

Yes BOF he was a PE instructor, I mean war specialist!

Cool flannel to your forehead Scarlet, he's neither good nor hot.

Stevies

So James Blunt/Matt Cardle- Clunt man, you are a shoo in.

I remember those shoes when Andrew Ridgeley used to wear them.

Those ankles will be in trouble when they bring out the dry ice, mark my words.

Raahh - A slipper in?

Is 'special' a euphemism for 'cash cow '?

My laptop won the battle against the xfactor! With 3% remaining!

What the fuckety fuck?

Say yes

Oh what??? a cliffhanger

Fuck me.

Wot?? It's just ended? Just like that?

Bastards!!!!!

Did I blink? did they swap him? wass going on???

what happened??

That was an abrupt finish.

I'm up for Xtra. I'm totally off my tits on Fruit and Nut so I can't go to bed yet

Oh those cock teasing bastards leaving us on the edge of our seats like that. We are on the edge of our seats aren't we? Aren't we?

Bastards to keep us hanging on like that!

I'm resorting to Xtra Factor for some more torture.

Could this show BE any more cynical? ( said ala Chandler from Friends..)

I shall have to watch Xtra in an hour, DS2 wants to watch Through the Keyhole!