X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

She was better than Fake-Posh.

We do need a save the pleathers campaign though xfactor has decimated the pleather population.

She was the first one to actually sing in tune.

How's he doing, Fairy? He's training to be a crying war specialist, isn't he?

She's annoying.

Why have judges one mic between them?

I normally love x-factor... But... This year is rubbish. This episode in particular is awful!!

To quote Clueless again...

Spandex is a privilege not a right.

Can they only afford one mic for all four judges?

He's fucked off to Canada for a WEEK HoneyDragon, I feel very blessed.

Blimey.

Eh??

What??? No chair? The first girl was shit and she got a chair!

Shut the front door!

Cheryl is a tit. What a silly decision.

I don't understand what just happened.

Are we getting 3 nights of this farce?

She'll be back. After the break. Maybe.

So you can spend the WHOLE weekend with us

I reckon we should get Chinese in tomorrow.

I think the one mic is so the other judges can't shout the one choosing down.

Shame Cheryl is going first though, Simon or Louis would be fairer IMO.

I would have been scared of saying no to that one in case she was waiting for me when I left that night. She did NOT look happy.

That's the wild card sorted then!

dillite

Yes!!

pissed

Oh look, it's wanky arrogant U2

He's doing well BOF, He's been living on Salisbury Plain this week in a hole! 2 more weeks, then he's home! Thanks for asking.

fuuuuuuuuuuuck didn't realise it was on