X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

When I was 13 I thought Wicked Game was the sexiest song ever.

Obvs the first 6 are gonna get a seat before they start chucking some off the stage.

Oh look it's Rihanna.

Posh Margi . Perfect.

Lidl Leona

Cheryl is just saying yes to everyone, isn't she?

Orla is very pretty

ooh, Louis likes her.

This used to have a tune, yes?

I rather fancy this one.

Matching your hair to your keks seldom ends well.

I think they made everyone get dressed in pitch blackness.

She was shit this sister one.

I dye mine to match the dog.

oh, she wrote her ow song.

Chezza is narked because her sister is literate

Those earrings!

You don't know how good you are

You are why we make this show

People like you

LINE!

This takes me back to Third Year and putting Tippex on our nails.

Oh, she's not wearing them on stage!

I always thought they made shows like this to point and laugh at people, fill them with false hope, and make loads of money off other people's failures.

Another confident pleatherer.

HATE those leggings. Pleggings?

She's not bad- but they will have her out of the pleather, and in a wrap dress .

Dillite

I've just missed the last 10 minutes cos DS1 rang!

This one would be the sort to start yelling at you in a kebab shop at 3am cos you looked at her boyfriend for a milisecond.