Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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Uh oh

Oops Sophie.

Runny sauce it seems.

Putting the contents of a knacker's yard onto a plate is never a good strategy

MW has actually gone pink with anger.

I'm pretty sure MW likes food a lot more than people

She is such a fucking stealth boaster

(Sorry, on phone, lagging disastrously behind....)

Split sauce Sophie

John's with Marcus. There's a surprise

All down to bob

MW could hate food and he'd still like it a lot more than he seems to like people.

Figs were out of stock, Cavalo Nero got sent instead.
Come on Robert!

Is john actually a chef? Does he have any restaurants? Has anyone checked? [suspicious]

Whoa. He broke a smile

I want to see him do a victory Lindy-hop round the studio

Kin ell...he likes it!

what just happened here?

Oh my blinking jeff!

Oh yeah, Lindy Rob. He seems like such a nice guy

Greg pretends he's best mates with Marcus.

Robert's actually looks nice.

Bet he has pointy toes Halsall

And Angela just congratulated him

John's last restaurant opening got awful reviews holy. I doubt John would survive Marcus's cull. Robert might be ok though.