Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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Ohwhatfuckery noooooooo! I did not need that mental picture thank you very much!

"Cooking for a two starred chef, can't do more than that"
Errrr a 3 starred one?

Quail three ways with burnt fingers. Boom!

Elenora if you make em with fig purée and a samphire icing served 3 ways with a salted butternut sauce in the side you might win

Burnt hand. It's a masterchef tradition.

Am rather liking Angela in this episode

Hestons got 3 stars.

Heston is always quite pleasant when he's on masterchef Australia. Even in the face of mangled molecular gastronomy.

Sophie wheresyourmumsnet scarf

Alain Roux has 3 stars, but he may be boycotting the Beeb over Potato-Gate. Family solidarity and all that.

Ohwhatfuckery, I have an awful image in my head

Sophie

And Michel, and Gordon and Alain.

Crumb!

Oh Lindy-hop Rob is sweet

If all else fails, make Greg a pudding.

3 starched 3 ways

There was a pan of fried vomit in there, I think.

Crumb!

Exactly calam, Heston comes across as a nice likeable chap on MC Australia.

Thanks Cremolafoam, I will mention you in my winners speech and of course share any profits from my hugely successful cookbook

Marcus has tres sexy eyes.

Jaws music - surely ; for Mw

I just want to see one of them mouth 'oh fuck' when Marcus walks in...

Why does everything have to be strewn all over the plate? I think she was trying to copy the messy presentation from the pro kitchen she was in.