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Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

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JustAboutAdeqeuate · 01/05/2014 20:45

Marcus has serial killer eyes. He's like Dexter in the novels.

Halsall · 01/05/2014 20:45

As ever, Marcus is so reassuring and kind to the poor quivering contestants Hmm

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/05/2014 20:45

Cavalo Nero-the new fig and samphire.

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:45

Grin@ tea

TerrifiedMothertobe · 01/05/2014 20:46

Shit, he can smile. A bit. Miserable sod.

HolyDrinker · 01/05/2014 20:46

Same eyes as Jeremy Kyle. Satanic.

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:46

Come on Luke

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:47

They are miserly tiny profiteroles.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/05/2014 20:47

Awww he's crying.

Halsall · 01/05/2014 20:47

Robot-boy has miscalculated badly here

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:47

The tardis is calling you LukeWink

HolyDrinker · 01/05/2014 20:47

Oh lukey.

catwithflowers · 01/05/2014 20:47

Sad. I like Luke

DuffyMoon · 01/05/2014 20:48

Oh dear...poor robot boy

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:48

Did he leave the profiteroles in the oven too long? They looked a bit crunchy.

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Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:48

Dani dyers hurt his paw

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/05/2014 20:48

Trio-that's three ways no?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:48

A hollow bone.

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catwithflowers · 01/05/2014 20:48

Gregg you are such an idiot

HolyDrinker · 01/05/2014 20:49

What a cunt.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:49

MW is interrogating him.

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JustAboutAdeqeuate · 01/05/2014 20:49

Omg Dani is more roasted than the poor vegetable

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:49

Stinging Mw - ow!

Ellenora5 · 01/05/2014 20:50

MW is a knob tonight

He's not getting his hands on my fairy cakes

teaandthorazine · 01/05/2014 20:50

'You're shit, and that's probably why you burnt yourself'. Harsh, Marcus, harsh.