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Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:35

I've worked in a 'professional kitchen'. Sadly it was in a fast food restaurants. Frantically bagging up nuggets for 8 hours during the mad run up to Christmas was a joy.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 01/05/2014 20:35

Same larder as last night

DuffyMoon · 01/05/2014 20:35

Ping or robot boy

HolyDrinker · 01/05/2014 20:35

Why does john wear chef whites even though he's not cooking?

Halsall · 01/05/2014 20:36

Gurnard'n'greengage with a Brazil nut crumb

DuffyMoon · 01/05/2014 20:36

Lots of heritage veg there

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:36

Imust - do not be ashamed of quiet and hard won triumphs. I count getting dressed as a success these days

Ellenora5 · 01/05/2014 20:36

I was just going to say that HolyDrinker, he must overheat in that kitchen

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 01/05/2014 20:36

I don't know holy. Its one more reason to smack him in the chops.

CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:36

Do they actually need a crate to carry stuff back to their bench?

I bet MW isn't looking forward to more quail and oysters.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/05/2014 20:36

The Greggs stall must be empty.

DuffyMoon · 01/05/2014 20:37

80 minutes? Odd time

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2014 20:37

If Luke-bot doesn't do well Confusedn this he can always apply to be the next DrWho

CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:38

Salted caramel must be seriously out of date in the poncy food world by now

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Halsall · 01/05/2014 20:38

Luke is annoying me now. Stop being so smug. And you'd choux paste is shit btw.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/05/2014 20:38

I was just going to say that HolyDrinker, he must overheat in that kitchen.
He is naked under that jacket. Just that.

Ellenora5 · 01/05/2014 20:38

Are profiteroles going to be enough, if they are then I'm applying next year, I make lovely fairy cakes

CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 20:38

Game three ways with sprout purée.

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imustbepatient · 01/05/2014 20:39

Crem Thanks. For psychically knowing the last few months I've had. Such a kind message.

DuffyMoon · 01/05/2014 20:39

Threeeeeeeeeeee ways

TerrifiedMothertobe · 01/05/2014 20:39

Waring is a grumpy sod. And I hate his food.

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 01/05/2014 20:39

Thanks ohwhatfuckery. I just vommed in my mouth.

catwithflowers · 01/05/2014 20:39

fewer things, Gregg, not less. So bloody annoying

Halsall · 01/05/2014 20:39

You'd = your. My spellchecker control is disintegrating under the pressure.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 01/05/2014 20:40

Do u think they are all warned on their brief to taste the food