Made in Chelsea back next week!

[Scarletohello]

Weirdly I only got into this last season. Watched one episode and got hooked! Fortunately E4 have been showing the earlier episodes so I'm catching up. I thought I'd hate it but it's so compelling. All they do is shag each other, cheat on each other, break up and gossip about each other. It's a fantastic soap opera and all the girls have amazing swishy hair!

Excited about the new series, anyone else?

Did anyone see the very odd unfunny sketch on the Channel 4 Comedy Gala? Weird.

In other news I am fast developing a crush on Stevie

When you have to turn on your friends to jusfity your relationship with a love-rat - you should know you're up shit creek without a spanner.

When she forgave him for the 6 shags - was that priced individually or was the orgy a BOGOF?

It's a complete joke isn't it? Surely if he's cheated six times then clearly HE'S NOT THAT IN TO YOU!

Binky has definitely lost it if she thinks her rules are going to make her relationship work!

Binky is being a twat

I'm only joining this thread now, but have watche simce last season.

They are all so horrible and back stabbing to each other!

Lucy is so transparent, she is green throughout and i am really wanting someone to confront her about how much of a nasty arsehole she is being.

Feel really sorry for binky. She is an absoloute idiot sn he will hurt her again. I wish she could see that cheska really was being a good friend to her. Poor cheska.

Mark Francis is hilarious. I need him in my life.

Oooooooohhhh. Next week looks good.

Give it a ruddy rest Binky. He boffed all those girls and you took him back.

Bleating on and on about Mitten being a prick is tiresome. Bleating on and on about the shit you are going through is tiresome. Bleating about your friends is tiresome.

Dump him. Life won't be as shit. Apologise for being a disgrace to your chums. Move on. Be happy.

Keep him. Life will be even more shit. Keep bitching out your friends. Keep bleating. Keep being miserable.

Your call.

No. My mistake. Just watched you bitching out Lucy and Cheska to Victoria and Sophie.

Stay chummy with them. You fit right in with that pair of crones.

Oh no feel so sad about Binky ( bitchy )'a treatment of Chedka. She was in tears when she told Binks about what Alex had done and she's been kicked in the teeth for it. I really liked Binky as she seemed really down to earth but she's really got it wrong this time. Friends before 'bell ends'!

Bloody ell I should check my posts. Too many reallys amongst other mistakes! :)

I have lost all respect for Binky and I used to love her! What a sad speck of a woman she has become. If you have to utter the sentence "I want you to feel like I did when you slept with 6! Other women" then walk away and try to regain your dignity. How can she treat poor Cheska like that. She will be begging her forgiveness in a few weeks when he does it again. Poor Cheska, having to be the messenger then well and truly hung for it. Poor show Binky, poor show!!

scarletohello chicks before dicks?

Just don't be tempted to order beer battered fish.

Looks like Binky is even falling out with her mum next week! This is getting ridiculous. The development of her and Alexs abusive relationship and how easily she falls for his attempts to isolate her from everyone is just horrid to watch.
I love scarlet's 'friends before bellends'!

I don't think it's fair to blame Alex for Binky's behaviour. I agree that he is conforming to some abusive stereotypes but she is doing that 'don't you think I'm going through enough shit right now?' stuff all on her own. As if everyone else's feelings pale into insignificance next to her decision to keep seeing her cheating, tiny-handed boyfriend. She is just really childish and not very bright. She will grow up at some point and stop acting like a stroppy 7 year old. In the meantime I guess her mum will forgive her more easily than her friends

He's got far hands with short stumpy fat fingers.

Now wondering if I'm related

BlowTheBloodyDoorsOff, why thank you! < takes a bow >. Was trying to think of a female version of 'bros before hos' (yuk). Do you think it'll catch on...?

I even remembered one of my friends pulled the 'I'm going through such a terrible time' - with a similar love rat, and my reply was: 'It's all entirely self-inflicted'.

She's going to feel like such a chump when he shags the next 20 women and she notices she's lost all her friends.

I think it will be a valuable life lesson

I thought Fran looked stunning in her posh frock last night, why don't any of the boys fancy her? Louise looked as though she was in a mint green, strait jacket.

Felt sorry for Cheska, I know no one really likes her but I think she's a good old stick and Binky has acted like an utter beatch to her. And if she says 'he's a dickhead but he's my dickhead' one more time I'll............yawn.

Really like cheska- do people generally not? I think she seems genuinely nice and not self absorbed or deliberately hurtful/making digs like lucy the others.

And also hooray for riley confronting jamie infront of lucy. Although there was a moment where she was trying to sy he piece and the two of them talked to each other like she wasnt there! Boo to lucy and jamie- they should just go and be jealous of each other somewhere else and stop involving other people.

And Fran was gorgeous. Best outfit/hairdo/make up there last night.