THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Right- I have spotted the annoying scatty one in a bizarre head piece. For that alone, she has to go.

Lol oh what

Glittery goth flapper is a fair description of that!

Chris really thinks people voted for him because they liked him, doesn't he? Poor deluded fool.

I wish they would stop carrying on like Sally is so old she, should only be sitting in the corner with a rug over her knees.

What is Quirky doing? Is she on an ipad?

Emma- you are shit at the jokes. We told you last week. Stop it.

I hate Emma more every episode. She is desperate to be Kylie's mate.

Glad to see we're in agreement on the sparkly head thing.

Sweet cheeks.....hmmmm. So who will be sugar tits?

Oh fuck yeah Calam, is she doing some gatsby thing?
Noooo, kyles is going to perform with her "boys"

It is bizarre. They're treating Sally like she's in a nursing home.

The headthing is awful

Lee

I really don't know what this bloke is doing here. Can't stand him. Next!

He's got hubcaps for props.

the songs tonight are dire

This one looks like my cousin. Bet he's got a tight shirt to show off his "guns".

Now, this stig of the dump set is something they should have thought of for swampy on xfactor. Instead they kept putting him in boats.

I don't know this song!!

Why is standing in the ruins of a kwik fit garage?

I like this song. But it is really not going to do him any favours.

There is something about his face that makes me want to smack him.....although I do quite like this song...what is it?

We appear to be in the late 80s

I'm not keen on shirtsleeved denim jackets. It's all a bit Athena poster.

Oh another cheerful ditty to get us all up and dancing on a Saturday night