THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Missed the beginning but I just saw Christina. I don't like her, she's too cocky and thinks she is going to win. Therefore I want to vote against her.

Do we get a vote this week?

He is ok when not going all over the shop. Sing it straight.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis you are confusing me :) they both made the song in the same year, Cher was first but I know I'm not named after Cher because my name is Nancy!

Bof

I like this song. But it reminds me of the bloke from Eastenders skating badly on dancing on Ice. Todd Carty.

Yes. It's all audience vote this week I think.

Is that a hat made of hair, coco?

Good song choice for his voice, apart from a few teeny tiny bits

Nice to see him without his baseball cap! He was alright.

Oh good - do we get free online votes again?

Chris has a ridiculous speaking voice.

I judge people who go one shit like this after a family death

There was no need for the warbly bits.

I think the purpose of this week is showcasing how well they'd be able to sing in lounges once the show is done. After all, that's a career in music.

Willy looks like he's licked piss off a nettle.

Did S'Tom gig with Charlie Chaplin?

Great song but didn't do it for me

I'm sorry nancy, it's the lack of alcohol. I realise now they both did it. I got this from smart arsed dh.

Cal yes- it's one step down from cruise ships. Blackpool Prom hotel lounges- that something to aim for.

Will spent the entire song trying to think that up. And it was below his standard of non-live weird shit statements.

Where's the dangling bow tie?

Chris looks like a fat ricky now

Well, whoever sang 'Bang Bang' you couldn't tell what the fuck it was when Shouty one did it anyway

Like a chubby Buble.

What is the quirky vintage girl on will' steam wearing on her head?

Just found the link to vote online when the "performances" end: here

That girl at the back has come as a glittery goth flapper, an interesting mixture