THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

No- not this. It is dreadful.

He's had his rhyming dictionary out though.

Liked Enrique back in hero days not sure what he's doing now

Julio would be better than this shit.

Has he not had some huge falling out with his dad, hence he's just Enrique (making terrible music).

There is a fabulously hirsute bloke playing in his band. let's look at him instead.

Ricky looked very unimpressed.

Oh, it really is an Iglesias!?! More 80s throw-backs.

Think he should duet with kylie see who can out auto tune each other

'You are sh-iiiiiiiii-eet'

He's trying to be down wit da yoof. I do believe the foul Pitbull is on the video. Bills not digging it.

Enrique wishes he was a suave as julio.

Enrique's grandfather had a son recently. So 70 year old Julio has a 3 year old brother. Family of mega shaggers!

My Spanish bil has a theory that Julio is the most famous man in the world -god knows why.

Watching with 3 others who all say this program is shit. I think my shit meter needs recalibrating

he can't mime.

No I think the hat may be to cover incipient baldness ohdear.

That was easily the worst thing in tonight's show though.

So it is Julio's son!

Can't believe Julio has a 3 year old brother!

Wait, I got that wrong, the kid was Julio's. Not such an impressive shagging fact after all.

It would be weird to have a brother 67 years younger than you.

Cal it really was- which given how bad it has been is BAD.

Oh Squoosh!

Haha. Still, Enrique is probably weirded out by his much younger brother.