THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

They are Edward. Both songs are just different shades of wrong.

It would Calam!

So what Squoosh his 90 year old gd produced a kid? Chinny reckon emoticon.
Chubby bubbles.

Jamie better of two

Oh, that is less bizarre. Shame. 67 year age difference would have kept them in OK and Take a Break features for life.

No I think youre right. I heard on the radio that grandad had a baby after he was dead

Olly clay face won!

They could always get together like the two off Pop Idol -Sam and Mark? And work (briefly) on childrens' tv.

Probably Enrique's old enough to be Grandad of 3 year old ?

I suspect julio has enough money to not need a take a break feature. Apparently he's the most famous man in the world...

Which one had the mini?

Please dont be Vintage

Bye bye lee

Going to have to google the Iglesias family later.

Do you know, I couldn't have cared less who went or stayed from team Kylie. I'd struggle to tell the two apart.

I bet vintage stays.

Dh is losing patience beside me

Right I really don't like vintage.

But she is more Will's type.

Angel or snow queen. Can't be arsed really

HOLD UP HOLD UP:

I WAS RIGHT

Julio Sr had a daughter in 2006. So Julio Jr aged 70 does have an 8 year old sister!

I hate the recaps of what the judges said.

S'Tom is getting more orange.

Dd reckons they are a couple.
She also thinks jermaine is good. Went wtf at vintage.
Bye vintage.

YAY Jermaine!

Fab yawn

Well. There you go. The public agreed with us on how awful retro futuristic is.