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Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

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Davros · 18/03/2014 16:45

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

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Bornin1984 · 02/04/2014 20:04

How can u deconstruct a
Ducking pasta !!!

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:04

DECONSTRUCTED!!!!

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:04

A TRIO A TRIO

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:04

K'in ell didn't take long

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:05

Oh, he'll be doing a foam by Friday (if he stays).

He is decinstructing a carbonara so I don't see how he can dismiss poncy food.

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:05

Greggs starting early

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:05

Deconstructed silver fox is annoying me already.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:05

More ravioli from the Swedish delegation. Skøl

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:05

Housey housey.

This is looking good.

Squid ink bonus.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 02/04/2014 20:06

That looks like Oreo dough!

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:06

I'm not sure you can deconstruct a carbonara. That would be a cup of egg, some crispy bacon and plain pasta. Not ravioli with an egg yolk in it.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:06

More black pasta.
Carb shock

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:06

Sous vide! Bingo!

beanandspud · 02/04/2014 20:07

Evening!

Bit late, have we had any figs yet?

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:07

Oh fuck off ...emailing each other discussing tea

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:07

They are enormous poncy ravioli.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:07

Won't be long now Bean

Ellenora5 · 02/04/2014 20:08

Just tuned in, blonde lady on with Gregg drooling over her (well maybe he isn't) but he usually does

OhYouBadBadKitten · 02/04/2014 20:08

It's not deconstructed its inside out. Silly man.

Bornin1984 · 02/04/2014 20:08

He's pat sharpe in his later years ;-)

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:08

I guess the fig lorry didn't come this weekSad

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:08

Gold star for deconstruction silver fox. I did hear the word claggy

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:09

Claggy sauce. That does look quite good. But he has an annoying face therefore I do not like it.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:09

That looks like vomit after milk curry super oodles.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:09

Mild curry supernoodles vomited back up. I mean.

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