Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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Part 3

I am going to buy matching kilts for me and Athos now, to wear with our billowy white shirts. We'll train Porthos to play the bagpipes and do 3 hour routines with our dog.

I have BAD fucking news!

Horrendous, frigging, earth shattering news.

I have just been informed that Musketeers will not be showing this pm, as dd wants it saved for us all to watch together tmw. There is nowhere in house I can hide to watch it on laptop without getting found out, whereby needing to concoct some convincing enough reason why I just had to watch The Musketeers tonight, rather than the billion other options available online.

I pray that netflix signal is shite tonight so we have no other options available.

Hannah - that is not on! Can you not just say mummy will watch tonight just to make sure it is ok and then you can all watch tomorrow together.

Hahahahahaha! Colin the Pomeranian.

Where are you Malcolm? I've been waiting for you to tell me Athos has suddenly turned up at Crufts.

Hannah. You are the mother YOU ARE THE BOSS! How old is DD? If she's older than five then tell her she can start looking for a flat TOMORROW!

Anne's is a good idea. Try that.

Hannah surely you just say 'no, I want to watch it tonight'? Put your foot down!!

I am back, in time for the episode and to catch up on the thread.

Anne I am very sad to have been left off your picture thingy :( I shall be keeping Aramis all to myself from now on and not sharing him with you :( :(

I am really pissed off with DH (long story which I won't bore you with) so no post-Musketeer shagging for me today. Humph.

Alibaba I kept asking and asking and after 300+ posts I couldn't find it. However since you seem to be deluded think you have some claim to Aramis I might have to reconsider adding you. Anyway Management gave me a badge

But since I am all about fairness know that he loves me I will update when I get a chance.

Am seriously sat here mentally arguing the case that on paper she still gets enough hours sleep for her age group . We never have a problem getting her up for/ to school.

Working in my favour is fact that dd is desperately begging us.

I'm keeping schtum. I'll let fate decide. If her dad waivers, I might just allow it this once.

DS2 should be asleep. He is upstairs, tantrumming his head off. I apologise to the dog owners on this thread. His shrieking must be sending them batty.

DS1 is going at normal pre-teen speed, ie slow.

I was just deleting photos from my phone and came across this one. I fear DH tolerant attitude may waver if he starts finding these on my phone and laptop.

Takeaway arrived at the exact moment the reminder popped up on the TV. I love it when a plan comes together.

Hannah just let her stay up. She is 8 isn't she, I would let my 8 year old stay up if he wanted to watch something other than MOTD.

Good picture Anne

See you on the other side ladies

Dh is watching 'True Detective'. On our sky + planner.
Best series I have seen in years. But seriously, now is not the time.

DS1 still being ever so slightly a PITA. I think we'll start watching in the next five to 10 minutes.

Anne I do love that picture

Slaaaaag!

DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW HER ATHOS!!

And you may insist me anytime you wish.

Bit Cardinal heavy this weak. The Cardinal does have v sexy voice.

I'm going to have to watch THAT SLUT throw herself at him now aren't I!?

Still love him now do you slutbags?

I love a bit of hand to hand combat. Did you just see Aramis kick that lackey in the face?!

Going to shag his brains out tonight.

Oh God he is divine. The twinkly eyes

Aaawww, Aramis.

Don't worry Athos.... no romance required here

Oh gaaaaaaaaaad I want to lick his leather jacket

Poor Athos

Not reading recent posts. Waiting for bloody DH now. FFS it's been on for 35 minutes! Get a fecking move on