Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Good evening Wench creatures! How was your afternoon in the gutter? I've had a great day today but unfortunately I've just managed to bend the nail back on my thumb as I was putting washing in the machine WHICH REALLY FUCKING TWATTING BASTARD HURTS!

Prosecco is currently chilling in the fridge which will numb the pain and increase lust levels.

Fucking hell. Am I the only one not getting pissed again?!

I knew I should have brought some wine when we went out for chocolate.

We'll this is my only night of drinking! When musketeers isn't in it's a Satruday and or a Friday.

What I do have as well though is this picture of Armand when he was younger. I'm on the other end of his battered sausage in this shot...

Poor MTM. It really does hurt when you do that. You could get the Cardinal to kiss it better once he's finished scratching Drink's nipples.

It is a nice clip isn't it Oblomov? Even I quite liked the look of him.

Anne you're not the only one not drinking. I've got till Tuesday or Wednesday, might leave it to the following weekend though.

Just over three hours to go! Aramis has a brief scene with the queen tonight apparently. I expect to have - what do the youngsters on the likes of Tumblr call it? - feels.

Hello Wenchies

I'm having a SHITE day. Apart from feeling ropey, my whole starting a new life mission is proving very fuckin tiring, and so far going nowhere!
This of course is not made worse by having the dreaded red curse upon me today, nor is it worsened by my eyeball pain from last evenings festivities!

I remember why I like prosecco so much now. It's because red wine FUCKING HATES ME!

Anyhoo, the perving hour draws nearer. I have bathed. Dd is now bathing and all that absolutely must be done, has been done. Which is not actually very much. We all have clean underwear for tmw. Uniforms/shirts etcetera. The rest can get te feck.

Now I just need to decide whether I am more bothered about having - therefore cooking - a balanced nutritious meal.
Or to let exp cook again order chinese.

I am also stupidly contemplating having a glass of wine later for scientific research into whether or not the hair of the fig does work.

It really is very tough life here in Hannahville today.

Oh well looks as if I'll have to look after old Flumpy chops tonight since you have the painters in.

Right am I being a bit oblomov here.... what the fudge am I looking for on those tmblr links.

I don't use tmblr or go on it, so have no idea how it all works, when I click on one of your links, I see a set of tiny pics sometimes. Am I supposed to do something else?

I feel like I'm not seeing what everyone is commenting on.

Oh look at this this is so CUTE!

There's plenty else I can think of to do, thanks Malcolm.

Besides he says he'd rather put his nob through a wood chipper than dip it in one of the Cardinals septic tanks strumpets.

Not sure about your Tumblr question Hannah, but I've opened the link in Safari and am copying it here and here

Is that any better? Also, hope your day picks up.

OMG look how SEXY Athos is!

I have done dinner: minced beef and onion pie, new potatoes and steamed broccoli , cauliflower and carrots.
Am just about to put ds's in onesies and dispose if them ASAP!
Shall pour myself second glass of wine imminently.

Hope MTM's finger stops hurting. I can really feel the pain, making me cringe!
Hope Hannah feels better. And moving plans to huge fuck off mansion in Cobham (near to me, is WAG city, because it is home to Chelsea football's training pitch, ), is imminent

Countdown to 9pm lush-fest.

So jealous of 'MTM* Prosecco I could only afford cava. In the last few years the price of Prosecco has go e up by 30 50 erm 50%.

LetUsPrey it's the second clip that does it!! First one is ok
But second one is something else!!

This was 6.99 in Tesco half price! Last bottle left. It was fate!

Oh he really is going to make me a very happy wench is that Athos. So young, so handsome, so many years ahead of him unlike the dusty old Cardinal.

Well apart from the Chelsea price tag, and the fact that I'm a cuntry girl at heart. I could never live that close to any footballers. The temptation to go on a stabbing mission would be too great. I used to enjoy football as a youngster. Cheering on our country watching us get beat. But these days it's just full of overpaid twats, twatting around, doing their twatty dives, looking prettier than their wives, and so far up their own twatting arses that it makes me go a bit stabby.

I could do a bit of a rugger though. But not too pro. Don't want to risk the chance of twattishness their either. But would quite enjoy the physique

Other than that, I'd love to be neighbours

That dinner sounds yum. I would kill , for a proper square meal. But as I am the only person in the house capable of cooking anything, it's either takeaway, or get in the kitchen. And I'm probably safer kept away from the knife drawer right now.

Cuntry girl?

Haha! Malcolm - I now need to set up a YouTube account to verify age in order to view that link!

Ha! It's not that rude...kind of.

Country girl? Lol
Can't see you tube clip MTM.

It's only about willies and bums!

Hah! Watching crufts and wondering who ever has that much time?

My dog is quite rightly barking at the telly in outrage at the obedience shown by some!

Mine wants to dance to bag pipe music. She fucking doesn't...