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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/03/2014 22:43

Replay, rewind, replay, rewind...

AnneWentworth · 09/03/2014 22:43

THERE BLOODY WELL ISN'T!!!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 09/03/2014 22:44

Oh THREE! Hurrah!!! I lost count. That feels as good as finding £10 in your pocket.

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HannahHorvath · 09/03/2014 22:45

Anne, come now Anne. Sssshh, it's alright.

I'm just creating a diversion. I'll do some magic brain bending tricks on her and turn her to Cardinal Camp.

Aramis was just first name popped into head... err.. you know... um.. alphabetically... Thanks

LetUsPrey · 09/03/2014 22:45

holmessweetholmes is fine. More than fine. She merely continues to express her excellent taste in men Grin

Loved that episode tonight.
Aramis was the best - fighting (phwoar), being charming (phwoar), giving queenie "the look" again (phwoar) and just generally being Aramis (phwooaaaarrrrrrrr)

Athos was fab, as was Porthos. Cardinal was epically evil - excellent. The bit at the end with d'Artagnan and Constance was brilliant!

Have to say, I'm a bit scared for events in next week's episode.

Just going to download it on to my iPad so I can re-watch Aramis whilst I'm at work. Aramis at my work? Good job the printer's on wheels so I can block the door.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 09/03/2014 22:45

Oh DRINK! How much rewind play rewind play rewind play will the cardinal's wenches need to do?! Glorious.

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LetUsPrey · 09/03/2014 22:51

And the Eric Cantona lookalikey religious bloke was proper bonkers

MavisGrind · 09/03/2014 22:52

Evening all - I've had a twat badger of a day (and I notice from skimming the thread that I a have not been missed one jot )

Electricity off, all day, not on until after 9 so I've mostly been channelling a Bronte sister and sitting in the dark. With my coat on. Upshot is that I've missed this evening so much catch up tomorrow.

HannahHorvath · 09/03/2014 22:52

Yes we should do geographical spreadsheet, for reunion purposes and divvying up equal shares of Musketeer among the counties.

I find the missing armpits on Athos' jacket so incredibly erotic. I just want to shove my face in there

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/03/2014 22:53

This episode is truly cardinaltastic. The black shirt was great but it was not billowing Sad

Duty calls. I bid you farewell.

RiaOverTheRainbow · 09/03/2014 22:54

Is that a euphemism Mavis? Wink

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 09/03/2014 22:54

Well as I'm Scottish so rules say I get the Scottish ones!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/03/2014 22:54

Aww, poor Mavis. You should've been rubbing your thighs together to warm up.Wink

AnneWentworth · 09/03/2014 22:55

I loved Queenie getting all pissed off that he passed her gift on.

The King is friggin brilliant and Athos doing mental man in the Court was amazingly convincing.

Poor Porthos was a bit absent, but the show was stolen by Aramis losing his cool and Connie & d'Art forever

HannahHorvath · 09/03/2014 22:56

Mavis you silly bint! Of course you've been missed

I thought you'd said you were out all day.

I didn't like to whine about people's lack of appearance on here, thus drawing attention to my own sad lifeless life.

Wine Thanks

You're still the only wench I've married for one night only.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 09/03/2014 22:56

Cardinal is not Scottish Hmm

He's French. And so am I not. But I am originally Continental so ner ner.

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MavisGrind · 09/03/2014 22:58

Oh bloody hell, it sounds so exciting!

AnneWentworth · 09/03/2014 22:58

Mavis - I do love a Bronte though mostly just Emily, Charlotte is alright, and Anne all important and serious but Emily and grubby Heathcliff.

I digress but a Wuthering Heights mini series really wouldn't go a miss - don't forget to give Santiago a starring role.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 09/03/2014 22:59

That whole episode was bloody brilliant. Tom Burke is really a fantastic actor and I swear isn't wearing any pants in that picture of them all at the BBC thing

His eyes, his eyes!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 09/03/2014 22:59

Drink let's not fall out....let's remember "be quiet to you will be gagged"

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 09/03/2014 23:00

And more importantly, this is a lot like what shagging him to death might begin to look like...

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HannahHorvath · 09/03/2014 23:01

I am SouthWest - so we get all of Athos here, because we're all chateaus, massive wine cellars and issues.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 09/03/2014 23:01

Oh Ali...yes. His EEEEYEEEES!

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MavisGrind · 09/03/2014 23:02

True Hannah, true. We'll always have Gretna

Yes, well, I was out for the day and then I came home and I still had no power and so there was much phoning and 'no it's not the fuse box, I know what a tripped fuse looks like' and upshot was not power at 9pm.

I'm procrastinating now, bed or Musketeers. Oh hell, it's not really a choice is it??