Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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I think I have really run out.

too cool for school Santiago, rude but I would Luke and Tom

Oh look! There's Benedict Cumbersnatch....

Quick! HolmessweetHolmes he's calling, he wants you...

Aramis is busy - always!

Where've rest of you gone?...

Off for your post Musketeers booty call no doubt?!

Well, lucky YOU!

That's ok Hannah. I Benedict and Aramis (nice combo) will do just fine .

Who is this Cumberwench. I don't want to have to say hands off Aramis again. He and I have a similar temperament - you have been warned.

Hannah: we need criteria to vet new wenches.

Well that's alright then.. Welcome, come on in and make yourself comfy , plenty of Aramis to go around

I know Hannah is going to be mightily unimpressed, but I have decided that I like the countess. As she rode off from Athos, I felt really sorry for her.

Loving Aramis. Constance. This week.

King was, as always fab. Getting even better, if that's possible. Agree with poster who said , he was fab, when he said 'is that allowed'?

Queen fab.

The Cardinals profile , as dh looked into the light and said he was 'bigger than king, god etc' was uber unflattering. Sorry , but that pointy nose and pointy chin is not good. He looks like a witch himself.
Sorry MTM.

Fuck off Hannah! What happened to 'stabbing' anyone who tried to muscle in? What kind of loyalty and honour is this?

er... Sorry Anne! Every wench for herself though. Just protecting my own interests.

I thought you had my back.

Off to the Cardinal's chambers. No sleep for me. I'll be keeping vigil with my sword whilst polishing his. As he can't trust any food or liquid I think I'll have to breastfeed him.

Athos, when he hears Milady's voice. agree. Superb.

Fuck off, Oblomov best to your Friar Tuck

He's being menacing and you need a trip to opticians.

Off to bed. See you tomorrow.
I love this thread. It's like a AN or PN thread.
'A journey together'.
When is our Meet Up?

As long as she (countess) keeps on riding Obloms, you, and anyone else have my blessing.

'twas me about King. He really is brill isn't he. Some real comedy moments from him.

I'm falling more in love with the whole production every week now. It's definitely a grower, not a shower.

Capaldi was superb with his delivery of lines. As always.

And feck me does Tom Burke do emotion well. You can feel it bursting out of him.

Well, whenever, wherever it is you won't make it. Heresy needs to be punish. Kaboosh.

But better Oblomov.

Shall I produce a geographic diagram and we can pin point the centre.

OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGGGGG!

HOW much sexy sexy sexy cardinal in tonight's episode??!?? Answer: a LOT. Hands, fingers, voice, yelling, convulsions, lying in bed, looking sexy without trying. Now I can actually visualise what it would be like to shag him to DEATH!

Anyway, he's such a brilliant, brilliant actor and oh my god, could I not just visualise how epic he's going to be as Doctor Who. That's going to end up being one of the best decisions made in televisual a history...but I digress, that's a whole different animal!

And then we had snogging Athos, broken Athos, heroic Athos, WET Athos. And then and then and then and then....oh my goodness D'Artagnan!!! HELLO! Not so feathery after all.

Oh how terrible there are only TWO episodes left!

I'm off to chew my own arms off and pull my insides out via my vagina.

3 episodes left? Or even 4?!

3

This was 7 so 3 right. What are we going to do .... Argh.

Feisty lot, you wenches eh? . Thanks for the welcome, Hannah . Glad to hear there's plenty of Aramis to go round...