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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 14:05

Ooh imagine sitting in a chair being forcefully held with your hands behind your back by the cardinal and having each of the musketeers taking turns to eat jelly form your corseted cleavage?!?

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HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 14:05

can almost taste the salt on that arm..... Thanks Anne - you are really providing for the wenches now. It hasn't gone unnoticed and if you carry on like this, you will be reserved a seat at the back of the coach. Thanks

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:06

I would like to analyse our contribution and allegiances on this thread:

So,I am 32 (age ain't nothing but a number etc etc)

D'Art is 24 so I reckon I came feasibly shag him without it being too much of an issue.

Athos is 32, so I could but I don't really like his beard and we are too similar in age.

Porthos - I don't care how old he is... he is the only man I would do missionary for - those arms again!

Armand - is 55. That's a year older than my dad and although I am these days partial to an older man this for me is a deal breaker.

Aramis - is 35 ... which is obviously perfect. Will continue shagging him.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 14:07

I fancy Aramis. But I'd also go with the king because the cardinal would definitely want me and even though he tries his best for the king, he thinks he's a twat so would take great pleasure in knowing it was him who was filling my wenches purse!

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AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:08

Hannah - thanking you most kindly. I can inform you that my research tells me that Aramis lives in London (as do I - convenient). However Paris is my spiritual home so we may be splitting our time.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 14:08

I am the same age as Aramis. This means I am allowed to have it away with anyone between the age of D'Artagnan and Richelieu. HURRAH!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 14:09

Does no one appreciate my kinky jelly fantasy then?

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 05/03/2014 14:09

Really, you sounded much older, MTM.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:13

I thoroughly appreciate the kinky jelly fantasy although I will be having Porthos holding me with those arms (I can't let it go arms are my weakness) whilst Aramis in particular licks whatever he wishes.

Oh my goodness.... threesome!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 05/03/2014 14:14

I do love you, MTM but in love and war all tricks...

And I do love the Cardinal so...Wink

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:15

I would also like to point out that my part of London has an awful lot of well knob/famous types. Party at mine whilst we hunt look for a husband for Hannah.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:15

Or even well known... many of them have the aforementioned.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 14:17

That'll be my experience Drink. Cardinal doesn't like those who have less to, how can I put this...offer.

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Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 14:18

Well, I'm 39 21

Older than all of them apart from Richeleu (never in a million years)

D'artagnan - young, but would probably have the stamina to go on all night, as long as I could ruffle his hair up a bit first
Athos - hell yes, same decade so near enough
Porthos - got to get past the Craig Charles lookie-likee first
Richelieu - not even if my life depended on it
Aramis - same decade, but no thanks

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:18

You see you just never know... here I would D'Artagnan till he couldn't walk.

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Aramis and Porthos letting the side down.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:19

Stinkle you are an ungrateful wench.

Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 14:20

Eww, v neck t shirt + pokey out chest hair - too Simon Cowell

HectorVector · 05/03/2014 14:21

I'm really worried these gentlemen have wives or, heaven forbid, mothers who are MNers! ;)
You lot are insatiable!

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:23

Santiago has a wife it's me but I am sure she understands.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 05/03/2014 14:24

Stnkle lady doth protest too much

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 14:25

I refer all doubters once again the bitch wench who knows who she is to Gaucho Santiago Aramis the Great!!

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MTM - Aramis's shaggability is now 177777677679689 out if 10!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 05/03/2014 14:26

I thought about it, Hector. PC said once his daughter was trailing online to see if he was favourite for the Doctor. He couldn't tell her then that he already had the gig. Hope she or her DM don't come here! Shock

Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 14:30

Aramis

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Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 14:31

Surprisingly, I couldn't find a picture of a weasel dressed as a Musketeer

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 14:32

D'artagnan will be a sexy older man I reckon.

Porthos - just does nothing for me in real life. He's a bit too baby faced and, well, soft looking.

If I'm starting out again - I'm going for a man's man. I want hair, I want calloused hands, I want rough skin, I want a lived in look.

MTM - I have only just managed to compose myself after the jelly idea. It was the quite restrained element - ie jelly in the cleavage not anywhere else - that actually made it more exciting. The less is more thing.
Think we have over indulged ourselves with too much pure filth, that holding back slightly has increased in sexiness.

Well I am 35 but sometimes I get asked for i.d , because of my youthful looks. then they get close enough and say oops sorry our mistake

So I reckon I could ave all of em!

But I quite like the idea of an older man. Shame Cardinal looks like a rat raisin testicle not really my cup of tea. Though I would want to be blind folded most of the time, so it probably wouldn't matter.