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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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MavisGrind · 07/03/2014 23:54

Plague or D'Artagnan?

King Louis or D'Artagnan?

Although I have recently released that D'Artagnan has the same lips as an ex of mine. It didn't pan out well =.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/03/2014 23:54

unnecessary?
surplus?

MavisGrind · 07/03/2014 23:56

chewy?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/03/2014 23:59

spouting cock not spurting

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:04

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/2019097-Muskesmut-Wenchchat-and-Titillations-part-IV here's the new one! I couldn't put a picture tho. I've run ouuuut of my allowance Sad

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 00:04

Lorks is that this time? See you on Sexmas Eve....

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 00:05

just. don't. ahyone. post. on. it . before. we. finish. here. Angry

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:05

Right! Give me THAT!
You've hogged it enough, you can't just rock up to the party saying - I don't drink - so you don't have to buy it. Then drink everyone else's.

Not cool Anne. Not. Cool.

Turns to Drink... Here drink have some of this. I love your cock AND your balls. Less snot fight.

Mavis! Love. I am falling for you girl. BIG TIME. Like big, BIG time. Let's go to Gretna. Let's fuckin show em. Who needs cocks eh. Just you n me girl. Yeah? YEAH??

Anne, stop crying. I didn't mean it. I love you too. In fact I adore you. You don't try to steal my man like these other shlappers do. C'mon drink up.

And let's play a game. Let's play, pin the cock on the Musketeer.

Or I know, I know, I know......

Less play truth or dare

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:05

Ooooh Sexmas eve! Oh how I love thee.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 00:06

night night. pc/ cadinal/dw/ malcol/ randall is/are waiting form Smile

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 00:06

for me, ffs.

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:07

Fuuuuuucking hell!

Milady used to look well fit.

Let herself go a bit recently.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:07

HANNAH! Stop flirting with the other wenches like that. You know I hate how you do that when you've been drinking. Yeah?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:07

HE

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:07

IS

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:08

ALL

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:08

MIIIIIIIIIIINE

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:11

Let's play word association.

But to mix things up a bit, we're only allowed to use rude words. K?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:11

We are going to have to finish this bad boy off tomorrow by the time Saturday Kitchen is on ok?

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:13

Why who's on there?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:15

James Martin with a massive pan handle.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:17

Well there's a massive cock for you.

I'd have done him a few years back.

But they all go a bit twatty and reinvent the fucking wheely after a while.

I can cook better than that

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:17

I was just setting a challenge. Why you have to be soooo suspicious like ALL the time? Athos Athos Athos Athos. It's aaaaallllways Athos. Well he's not ON Saturday kitchen. Because he's going to be practicing his Flumpet all morning.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:21

Ah well Malcolm, looks like you've cleared the room again.

Only joking

You know, I fuckin love you Malcolm. No one understands me like you. No one. We've got something special you and me. We're like this

I luv you malmam and you have nice squishy boobs........

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz..............

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:25

IDEA!

How about a Musketeers cooking programme?

"Can Cock Will Cock"

Two Musketeers on each team plus us. Presented by Richelieu. Musketeers have to prepare a dish of their choice whilst boning us wenches to within an inch of our lives! Winning team is on total orgasm count.

Teams can be called Silver Goblets and Crystal Decanters.

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