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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:20

Uuuurgh but then next series what will I doooo? Stupid stupid STUPID Doctor Fuck. It's ruined everything. I hate it! Angry

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 10:21

Malcolm, middle paragraph of that last post concerns me. It sounds as though you're saying your original AIBU question has now been resolved.

Does this mean we are no longer legitimate thread?.. That you're.... breaking up with us

....and stop teasing! Ffs just get your story on here. How bad can it bad?

Seriously woman! You would be doing a service to fellow wenchkind. Now pop your story on.

If you're worried about it being too graphic. Substitute key words for safe words. We'll work it out

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:22

Mavis as founder of this company, I am going to award you with a promotion to Head of Athos Gobbler. You will receive a name badge with job title shortly.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:24

Hannah, the problem with it might be the smut is there BUT I'm not too sure I'm any good at story telling. We should try a connective psychic seance and I can project the images into your minds!

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 10:29

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!

Don't make me get all crazy bitch on yo asses!

I'll raze this feckin place TO THE GROUND!

Who put you in fucking charge Malcolm eh?!

Oh and I think DRINKFECK might have something to say about fact that she has been COMPLETELY overlooked regarding the Cardinal. Last time I checked, she was after him too.

ATHOS IS MINE SO YOU CAN ALL LICK MY HAIRY ARSE CRACK!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:30

HE

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:30

ONLY

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:30

WANTS

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:30

ME

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 10:31

Malcolm in light of your recent promises to other wenches.

I couldn't give a flying fuck about you and your dirty assed story.

You can shove it UP. YOUR. TARDIS!

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 10:33

Goes proper batshit mental...

AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Pours petrol everywhere....

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:34

I know I am his favourite wench because he whispered it in my ear...in so many words...as he insisted on helping me dry off, after abruptly interrupting me as I was bathing in his luxurious bath...

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 10:35
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:35

Remember....HANNAH...good behaviour means promotions. I was going to award you yours but this isn't the attitude I had come to expect from you it so is Disappointed!

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LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 10:39

JAMES MARTIN!!!!

I think I just vommed up my croissant and normally my gag reflex is so much more capable

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:41

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

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LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 10:47

The James Martin thing? Well, thank fuck for that.

Get your story written. I've got one in my head but it would be utter shite if I wrote it down. My talents do not lie in a literarararary direction.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 10:53

Neither do mine.

Hmmm. I think we should all attend a smut story sexy writing musketeers workshop when we have our reunion?

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 11:04

Don't be such a pair of lazy bitches.

Just write it down. Has EL James taught us nothing?

You don't need to have any literary skillz. Just write it down, concentrate on the shagging filth plot. It will be fine.

I hadn't written a story since gcse English.

And look at me, I've been no.1 in the charts for weeks now with my World of Quid Sleight of Cock, masterpiece.

Do it. I need urge you to.

I'm off to do food shop. I expect to have some reading material for perusing the aisles of Lidl! Grin

GET IN WITH IT!!!!

AnneWentworth · 08/03/2014 11:04

If we all met at 10am as sensible mumsnetters, how l

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 11:05

ON!!

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 11:05

Oh I see it's not just me then Anne Grin

AnneWentworth · 08/03/2014 11:06

Ah shit.

If we all met at 12 noon in fact as sensible mumsnetters, how long before utter chaos and debauchery ensued. Answers on a wax sealed envelope to Aramis love nest and winner will receive a complimentary tequila.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 11:18

I'm away out soon for rest of the day. Right I'll try some smit writing later! As long as someone else goes first!

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 11:37

Well I am still due to write my next installment of the trilogy about DrinkFeck.

So...once I've seen some other contributions, I'll get my finger pen out and join in.

But I'm not going first.

Malcolm, I seem to recall a couple of short masterpieces from your good self. Seems to me, it's LetusPrey who needs to go next

No pressure.