One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

'Flumpet' ha ha ha ha.

Right. I'm to bed. Be good now

It is bed time for one and all. Good night fair wenches. Sweet spunky dreams!

How much alcohol has been consumed on here tonight?

I've been to a boring assed school play thing at a boring assed theatre with A FUCKING NON-ALCOHOL BAR.

I mean, what kind of stupid fucking idea is that?? >

Stinkers....

OI STINKERS!...

You mished a grrrreat fucfin pstty

Zzzzzzzzzz

Morning wenches! Yes I know it's the middle of the night still but I've got a lot of things on this weekend and my brain has gone PING!

Anyway. SEXMAS EVE IS UPON US! Hooray.

Which one of the channels shall I approach about my tv programme? Five?

Are you still pissed MTM? Is Hannah?

I snuck off to bed last year, quite intoxicated, I have to say.

I now have quite a hangover, am feeling well rough. I look like a digs dinner.

Nice thread 3.

DOGS dinner

Oh no! I'm fresh as a daisy. No booze for me last night! Still recovering from the ills this week.

Bloody hell, I go to bed relatively early for a Friday night and look what I miss.

Hope all are well this morning.

Why is it I rarely have the sex dreams? Goodness knows I obsess think about my allowed list a lot of the time. I did have a Cumberbatch one recently where he had me up against a kitchen sink (was excellent) but other than that, very rare.

I'm going to have some

I'm the same LetUsPrey. I rarely remember any dreams and it's AAAAALWAYS disappointing when you have one of those erotic dreams about someone your really really REALLY do NOT fancy in any way.

Oh Obloms, sorry to hear you're feeling a bit delicate and looking ROUGH

Thankfully, I don't seem to have that problem. I guess I'm just lucky...

HAPPY SEXMAS EVE EVERYBODY!!!

Come on Mavis.Love.

Let's go down the cafe for breakfast.

We've got MTM's telly show to prepare for.

I do love Athos. Really I do. From the bottom of my vadge heart.

But I do wish he'd stop playing Wham - Last Sexmas...

Every feckin week it's the same.

If he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to start flirting with the Cardinal tonight just to piss him off.

then we'll go home and have really angry make up sex

Er, no you're not Hannah.

God, I've got a really erotic story building in my brain. I don't think I can put it in here. I wish it was tomorrow nights episode! I might save it for Dressing gown man. I'll be the next fifty shades but it'll actually be good instead of a load of shite. MWAAHAAAHAAA.

So that means Lasagne won't be on the menu tmw then I take it??

Letuspray I have bookmarked that video for future boring wineless nights.

Hilarious Friday night drinking thread. Eventually pre-reunion 10th thread we should hide ourselves on a closed FB page where we can get really pissed and shagged anyway thoughts for another time.

Venue of morning activity has no wifi so spreadsheet to come.

Drink: place marking is going on on the new thread!!

Just a good old fashioned sausage and nut roast! Only if he doesn't come home with a puffy face and red eyes and then goest to bed exhausted at 8pm again.

I hear Malcolm won't be making lasagne tmw...
So, she's cheating on me with dh is she?...

We'll see about that...

Anne - for the spreadsheet.. What information please?

Is it our list of most to least wish to boff?

First and foremost it is so Mavis can remember our allegiances. I might add preferences maybe a special Porthos section.

Oh GOD! I'm going to have to write this story and publish it on a blog or summat.

Fuck I have the hots for Richelieu beyond any other man I've ever seen on tv in my life! It's only taken nearly 3000 posts but I think I know which one I want to boff first now! Woooopwoooopwoooooop!

I think I'm coming up for ovulation time. Even James Martin is looking inviting this morning. JOKE! not joke

"First and foremost it is so Mavis can remember our allegiances" - this makes me sound like I have early onset dementia! I know I'm now of the old more mature wenches but, really....

Anyway, it's quite easy to remember - MTM gets the Cardinal as she started the threads. I get Athos and the rest of you can have the left overs

Haha. Mavis it's a moving target (except for mtm and cardinal).