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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 00:08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you Drink!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:09

Yeah! Bitch.

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Oblomov · 08/03/2014 06:45

Drink induced hussy of wenches, fighting -over-- loud ting after Cardinal, Athos, Aramis, Porthos and D'artagnan, thread 3?

Let's Go!! I'm all yours !!

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 09:08

Oh dear, Obloms.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Epic fail on post attempt. Is that the language of the great unwashed the morning after a few too many daiquiris? Huh?

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 09:31

Just marking territory place in readiness for end of previous thread. Three thousand posts? About Hot Men In Leather?

We've come so far wenches

AnneWentworth · 08/03/2014 09:38

I feel inextricably linked to my fellow wenches forevermore.

Marking spot.

Oblomov · 08/03/2014 19:29

Yippppppeee
Here
We
Are
Thread
Four
Yeeeeee - haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 19:29

And now we're over here and I've run out of pictures.

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 19:31

I had thought we didn't link to this thread towards the end of the last. However the hard core wenches will find us and I suspect the rest of MN is --pitying- terrified of us!

LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 19:33

I shall start my contribution to our fourth thread with dillydollydonut.tumblr.com/post/78963937171/im-a-soldier-not-a-vigilante-a-lover-and-a.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 19:34

I. Can't. Believe. You. Fucking. Philistines. You. Ignored. My. Poetry. Angry

LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 19:34

Shite.

Meant this instead of the fecking web address.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 19:37

You are all shite.

AtiaoftheJulii · 08/03/2014 19:38

I can't believe we've been here for so long. And that spicy potato wedges are still recipe of the fucking week! (On netbook today in between working.)

Drink, I loved your poetry. I'm getting D'artagnan to write each piece out neatly and do a nice decorated border round the outside.

Mavis, thank you for a fitting finale to the last thread!

AtiaoftheJulii · 08/03/2014 19:40

Seeing as it's Sexmas Eve

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
AtiaoftheJulii · 08/03/2014 19:41

"Fuck off, wenches."

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
AtiaoftheJulii · 08/03/2014 19:41

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cheek of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 19:45

Thank you, Atia. 'Tis just so simple and so beautiful. And powerful. D'Artagnan eill be eise to learn my words by heart.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 19:45

Will be wise, fucking iPhone

Oblomov · 08/03/2014 19:49

She can fuck right off JOG on, can't she. BITCH.

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 19:49

I, too, found your poetry deeply moving, profound and er, moving (did I say moving?)

I bet D'Artagnan's handwriting is either a) flowery beyond measure or b) 5-year old print. He'd probably weep over it as well.

Oblomov · 08/03/2014 19:50

Atia, no more linking , of HER. ok!!

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 19:51

Anyhoo Oblomov - drinking all afternoon y'say? A special event or just general 'Britishness and it's the weekend after all'

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 19:52

Evening mental fucking wenches! Loving the spread sheets AND THE poetry. I'm happy with cardinal, lasagne and horses I hope we can move on from horses IN lasagne though.

Well cardinal is still horny but also...Athos is STILL a Flump. How funny!

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Oblomov · 08/03/2014 19:53

Sunshine. Boys riding bikes. Jumping on the trampoline. BBQ. Sat outside in the sun. Glass of wine. And then sat with dh watching football. Continued drinking.....

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