Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:02:54

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you Drink! <fingers up>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:09:57

Yeah! Bitch.

<More fingers up>

Oblomov Sat 08-Mar-14 06:45:40

Drink induced hussy of wenches, fighting -over-- loud ting after Cardinal, Athos, Aramis, Porthos and D'artagnan, thread 3?

Let's Go!! I'm all yours !!

Oh dear, Obloms.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Epic fail on post attempt. Is that the language of the great unwashed the morning after a few too many daiquiris? Huh?

<takes loads of unflattering photos to post on Muskebook>

MavisGrind Sat 08-Mar-14 09:31:22

Just marking territory place in readiness for end of previous thread. Three thousand posts? About Hot Men In Leather?

<Links arms> <Sniffs> We've come so far wenches <wipes tear>

AnneWentworth Sat 08-Mar-14 09:38:52

I feel inextricably linked to my fellow wenches forevermore.

Marking spot.

Oblomov Sat 08-Mar-14 19:29:10

Yippppppeee
Here
We
Are
Thread
Four
Yeeeeee - haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

MavisGrind Sat 08-Mar-14 19:29:15

<exhales> And now we're over here and I've run out of pictures. <pouts>

MavisGrind Sat 08-Mar-14 19:31:11

I had thought we didn't link to this thread towards the end of the last. However the hard core wenches will find us and I suspect the rest of MN is --pitying- terrified of us!

LetUsPrey Sat 08-Mar-14 19:33:03

I shall start my contribution to our fourth thread with dillydollydonut.tumblr.com/post/78963937171/im-a-soldier-not-a-vigilante-a-lover-and-a.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 19:34:00

I. Can't. Believe. You. Fucking. Philistines. You. Ignored. My. Poetry. angry

LetUsPrey Sat 08-Mar-14 19:34:50

Shite.

Meant this instead of the fecking web address.

<starts singing Thiiinnnngs can onlyyy get bedderrrrr in a D:ream styleeeee>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 19:37:50

You are all shite. <kicks a chicken>

AtiaoftheJulii Sat 08-Mar-14 19:38:57

I can't believe we've been here for so long. And that spicy potato wedges are still recipe of the fucking week! (On netbook today in between working.)

Drink, I loved your poetry. I'm getting D'artagnan to write each piece out neatly and do a nice decorated border round the outside.

Mavis, thank you for a fitting finale to the last thread!

AtiaoftheJulii Sat 08-Mar-14 19:40:57

Seeing as it's Sexmas Eve

AtiaoftheJulii Sat 08-Mar-14 19:41:21

"Fuck off, wenches."

AtiaoftheJulii Sat 08-Mar-14 19:41:39

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cheek of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 19:45:13

Thank you, Atia. 'Tis just so simple and so beautiful. And powerful. D'Artagnan eill be eise to learn my words by heart.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 19:45:32

Will be wise, fucking iPhone

Oblomov Sat 08-Mar-14 19:49:38

She can fuck right off JOG on, can't she. BITCH.

MavisGrind Sat 08-Mar-14 19:49:45

I, too, found your poetry deeply moving, profound and er, moving (did I say moving?)

I bet D'Artagnan's handwriting is either a) flowery beyond measure or b) 5-year old print. He'd probably weep over it as well.

Oblomov Sat 08-Mar-14 19:50:16

Atia, no more linking , of HER. ok!!

MavisGrind Sat 08-Mar-14 19:51:30

Anyhoo Oblomov - drinking all afternoon y'say? A special event or just general 'Britishness and it's the weekend after all' <nosy>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 19:52:36

Evening mental fucking wenches! Loving the spread sheets AND THE poetry. I'm happy with cardinal, lasagne and horses I hope we can move on from horses IN lasagne though.

Well cardinal is still horny but also...Athos is STILL a Flump. How funny!

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