One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

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part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

Feeling honoured to have made it onto Hannah's hitlist

Wondered why D'Artagnan wanted me to roll over this morning ...

C'mon men, we've wenches a job to do

Oh HOW irrrronic. You going to boil that fluffy white rabbit then?

(sigh) Stinkle said she's supposed to be working and making a birthday cake, I miss her already

QUICK EVERYONE, MARTIN FROM HOMES UNDER THE HAMMER HAS ON LEATHER TROUSERS AND A CLOAK!!!

made you stare.

I think Porthos is not really getting the lurve. None from me still, but just sayin'.

I've just been blinded by the auctioneer's blazer and tie combo

Erm....I'm starting to get slightly worried about you all you know
Not me, of course.
I'm perfectly normal.
:)

LIKE YOU NEED TO TELL ME THAT YOU BAD BAD MAN!

Something odd has happened to me. I have been cursed in the night.
I am now blind(as a bat) , dumb(ass-actually I was that before) and can't smell.
How will I be able to smell when my fajita chicken(that I've just put in the oven) will be ready then?
I am all sore like I have been kicked. Oh no, it's all right, that was just Athos having his wicked way with me all night.

Boil him??....

NO!

He's very happy where he is thank you. Nestled in my lap. Enjoying long soft strokes.

... keeps trying to burrow though...

Blimey, it's incredible how much stamina dear Athos has. He's had a busy night pleasuring all of us!

If I watch this homes under the hammer, will it help my house hunt?.. Can Martin teach me in the ways of buying a lot for a very little?...

I'm looking for perfect house, perfect location, surrounded by bearded leathery men for about 25p?.. Reasonable??

I've had enough. That is MY rabbit and I'm going home.

Well Hannah, I'm sure you and him could come to some kind of arrangement. I'll leave you to it.

Athos has moved in with Me.
It's not for sexual gratification. Although I am sure he finds me attractive.
It's because he needs feeding up. Deliah I am not. But I do mighty fine: breakfasts, roasts, lasagne's, curry's, beef wellington's, gammon slow cooked with oranges and cloves.
I also have cocktail maker for mojoto or strawberry daiquiri, permanent g&t's, and two boxes of rose wine always available (one on kitchen fridge and one back-up in the beer fridge in the shed).

This is why Athos knows which side his bread is buttered. And is coming to stay for a bit.

can I come over too?

Oh you are all sooooo deluded.
All 4 are locked up in my love shack shed.
And that's where they shall remain.
Got it?

Well I don't care!

Oh, come on now. You all know you're kidding yourselves.

Athos is round here, gazing at me lovingly - it's terribly distracting while I'm trying to work

Aramis and I just woke up and he looks like this.

And, Porthos is getting some loving - he is on my rota in his vest.

Either a steak or salmon with salad, with Aramis for dessert.

C'MON! I'm fed up of cock, I want some real food in my mouth for a change

Lovely suggestions Anne, but I have neither steak nor salmon in my fridge atm.

Store cupboard/deep freezer suggestions needed.

All the salad/root vegetables seem to have been used up