One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

yep. that toolisa. gypsy wedding or summat.

Oh hang on that's the Gangster one innit? I've not seen it. It's on netflix but it looks so bad I can't even bring myself to watch it,

yep. can't/ won't watch it either.

he is too skinny as the Doctor though. I still would but there would be a lot of bone rattling. just eat a pie, man, just a pie. or 12.

anywayz, off to bed. see yous tomorrow.

I think he had to do some proper training to get in shape for it because it's so physically demanding so that's where he's all gone!

Ooh, I can hear Athos calling for me from my bed...night all

You must be able to hear from a long way away Stinklebell

Night all. New thread by Sunday> Hell yeah!

...... sneaks into Mavis' bedroom. Pours Loctite between her flaps. ....

.... sneaks into Stinker's bedroom. Draws permanent marker eyebrows, moustache and beard on face. .....

.... sneaks into DrinkFecks bedroom. Tattoos the Cardinal is a Cunt on forehead ........

.... sneaks into Anne's bedroom. Covers Aramis' head in veet. Admires lifelike blow up doll. .......

...... sneaks into Atia's bedroom. Casts spell to turn d'artagnan gay. ......

... sneaks into LetusPrey room. Ties tits in knot. Makes speak like man for rest of life.... ....

.... sneaks into Obloms boudoir. Removes ability to see, hear, smell, touch, speak to Athos. Ninja kicks in fanny for fun good measure... .....

Hannah

Moring Bitch wenches!

I had a funny dream last night. I had a dream that a hairy old troglodyte broke into my bedroom as I was sleeping and attacked me with a tattoo gun, whilst singing "Shut Uppa Your Face" by Joe Dolce.

Luckily it was a dream and I actually woke up to Athos on top of me pumping me REEEEAAAAALLLY RRREEEEAAAAAAALLLLY hard.

Hannah

Morning wenches!

Maybe the next thread should have a warning in the title: son't read if easily offended half of Mumsnet.

Drink...I reckon half of mumsnet are already aware of avoiding this thread after the first two!

Do you think there is a thread about us somewhere out there?

Hell yeah! On Musketeersnet.

I sent you a pm yesterday, why are you ignoring me I don't think you've seen it!

I saw just now. I will read it properly later on. Just getting ready DD and I and need to drop her off at the nursery. I'm procrastinating as it is!

Morning. I confused DS2 this morning. I shouted please be quiet it's not time to get up hello to him and he thought I was DH. Said I had a voice like daddy. Oddness. And my bra wouldn't fit properly.

Morning wenches

That Aramis/Anne video was a nice thing to watch in the morning

LetUsPrey are you turning into a musketeer?

Sshhhh. Don't disclose my plan to pretend to be a man to infiltrate the Musketeers' garrison. Oh... wait ...

Morning...

You know, I had a really odd dream last night too. I dreamt that that stalker that keeps following Athos around broke into my bedroom while Athos and I were sleeping.

I got a load of funny looks on the school run this morning, it was like I'd grown a moustache or something

Off to do some work. Will be back lunchtime. Hopefully on the same thread!

Cardinal, perish from my thoughts!

Morniiiiiin Ladies and can I just say you are all looking mighty fine today. Only two more sleeps to go

for anyone who didn't make it onto hit list this time......

Sleep.

With.

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Eye.

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